Deir-ty Girl Roll-Call

Tanathir (me) - often busy writing      Weapon of Choice: Mighty Pen

oqidaun - decorates pod a la Martha Stewart      Weapon of Choice: Plunger of Pain and Punishment

Earelen - Tanathir's first Partner-In-Crime      Weapon of Choice: modified Holy Can Opener w/Seam Ripping Attachment

Wenelda - pod hoses ride up on her     Weapon of Choice: Nutcracker

Linz - reads Agent Smith fanfic in pod -- hard because lighting is bad      Weapon of Choice: Paintbrush of Doom

TrickyDisco - mistress of unknown attributes      Weapon of Choice: Mop of Malevolence

Kat Veale aka Araleithiel - pod reeks of horse sweat    Weapon of Choice: Horsewhip of Horror

AC - holds patent on Holy Can Opener     Weapon of Choice: Pinking Shears of Revelation

Sorne - wonders if Agents are ticklish      Weapon of Choice: Fingers of Fury

ALL HAIL HIS HIGH HUGONESS!

Cass - pod is nicely organized indigo theme      Weapon of Choice: Green Sock filled with Hugo-flavored Jelly Bellys

Elveanna - *puppy eyes*      Weapon of Choice: Fluffy Pink Handcuffs

Little she-bear - makes gratuitous screen caps      Weapon of Choice: Polaroid of Perversity

Stephenie aka Rinewen - reads fine print on pod hoses     Weapon of Choice: Red Marker of Sarcasm

Dr. Jane - Hugo Weaving Mailing List owner     Weapon of Choice: BlackSnake of Vengeance

Tamaril - makes goocastles in pod      Weapon of Choice: Slingshot

Culaearien - jumps up and down in pod, splashing goo      Weapon of Choice: Salsa Steps of Doom

Sharon - ChestNut and Hugmistress      Weapon of Choice: Bearhug

Phoenix - honorary deir-ty girl      Weapon of Choice: Screaming Orgasm

Juliet - *nudge nudge*      Weapon of Choice: Drop-Dead Gorgeous Looks

Agent Celebrian - checks makeup in pod reflective surfaces     Weapon of Choice: Pointy Eyebrows of Doom

Tracy - copulates like a rabbit in heat      Weapon of Choice: Rosewood Paddle

Heri - working on new applications for pod goo      Weapon of Choice: Rabid Rewind Button of Rapture or Procrastinator of Doom

Sarah Jo aka Keeper-of-Vilya - drooling over vast collection of Hugo pics     Weapon of Choice: Seam Ripper of Doom

Celebrian - has dirty ideas about a certain Lord      Weapon of Choice: Wicked Mind

Rebecca Hb. - listens to bluegrass like "Feel Like Makin' Love"      Weapon of Choice: Vast CD Collection of Catharsis

Lady N - makes Earl Grey tea out of pod goo      Weapon of Choice: The Holy Printer

Nikki - drools over A3 photocopy picture of Hugo      Weapon of Choice: Party Popper of Power

Lesleyxx - official shower tester      Weapon of Choice: Cat Claws of Fury

Celtic Chili - shows people their reflection and offers a different perspective      Weapon of Choice: Mirror

Diane aka snowdropother - passion simmers under a cool Brit exterior      Weapon of Choice: Magic of the Bewtiching Kind

fozzer - wonders if Elves and Agents wear Underoos      Weapon of Choice: Straight Jacket of Seduction

Sprout - replacement housekeeper      Weapon of Choice: Sheath for his Sword

River Daughter - doing the Time Warp      Weapon of Choice: Vintage Cat o' Nine Tails

Duskburn - lighting incense for the Agent gods of the Matrix      Weapon of Choice: SSSv6.9 (aka Simply Stunning Sensuality

Cat Lowe - Cafepress mistress/wants to give a certain Agent a lei      Weapon of Choice: Lei of Lasciviousness

Saeryph - plays cat's cradle with pod hoses      Weapon of Choice: Tattoo Machines & Freakishly Vivid Imagination

grunge*maiden - duvet, swooning-suited pod      Weapon of Choice: duct taped maths textbook

Bree Undomiel - digs pointy ears      Weapon of Choice: Fiery Spork of Doom

Lomode - dreams about certain Elf/Agent Weapon of Choice: Pineapple of Doom (tm)

Arabwel - writes Smith/Neo slash Weapon of Choice: Staff of Bitch-Slapping +5

Salem - V. pervy Elf fancier Weapon of Choice: Whipped Cream

arcticfox42 - practicing Twister Weapon of Choice: Bright Pink Feather Duster of Corruption

Abberlaine - "I wouldn't mind a little 'interrogation' myself." Weapon of Choice: Smith's Earpiece