You're a child of the '80s if...

You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members

You wanted to be on StarSearch. (Come on, we all did)

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.

You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.

You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.

You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."

You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.

You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."

You remember the theme song to "Miami Vice" and the whole flamingo/day glo & Sonny Crockett fashion

You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."

You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's movie sheWASN'T in?)

You know what "Sike" means.

You wanted to be a Goonie ("Goonies never say die.")

You've heard of Garbage Pail Kids.

You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."

You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.

You ever wore flourescent -neon if you will clothing...(or nailpolish)

You could breakdance, or wished you could.

You know who Max Headroom is. ~

You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. (Remember Pong)

You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".

You remember M.C hammer. (Remember Hammer pants?

You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of BelAir".

You own any cassettes.

You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.

Poltergeist freaked you out.

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits.

You know what a Doozer is.

You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.

You ever had a Swatch Watch.

You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.

You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.

You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"

You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

You know what a "Whammee" is. ("No Whammy, no whammy, stop!!")

Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

Let's go back to the beginning, shall we?