Ok for most of y'all that know me, you know that I use phrases are terminology that are like none other in this world. Therefore, I decided to make up a dictionary to help y'all out with my lingo....

90 yarder- someone who looks good from 90 yards away, but when they come closer, you wish they would've stayed 90 yarsds away

acebooncoonz- partner in crime, really close friend

hot mess (or M-E-double S mess)- a big 'ole mess

ghettofabulous- to be fabulously ghetto q:P

it's all kool and da gang - everything is copacetic (wonderful)

you don't want none of this - you really don't wanna mess with me right now, because I will beat you down like Papa Joe Jackson.

saucy - sassy

it's so much drama, that it's drammah- there is too much confusion and drama somewhere

you can cut the tension in this room with a spork- being in a really tense environment

spork- cheap plastic cutlery that looks like a spoon & fork combined

punk sucka - a jerk (ususally used regarding men)

sell out hookah- someone that you used to really like (and were really cool), but their image/pesonality has TOTALLY changed (for the worse) and you don't like them anymore; or just someone that you don't particularly care for. (usually used regading women )

hookah type wears- really slutty, trampy clothing (y'all know what I mean)

phattieboombattie- the bomb diggity

peeps (or peoples)-your friends

That's my dawg!- that's my really good friend. At least that's how we say it in VA. You gotta put that lil' Southern accent on it, when you say it. That's makes all the difference in the world! (believe me)

coldcock- to slap senseless

hot like buttah on corn- when something is really in a league of it's own (particularly a song/video)

the friendly- the babymakin' process between a man & a woman

issues- SEVERE problems (like 10,000 times worse than regular problems)

boss playa- a mack daddy (necessary requirements: must have a pager at on the hip AND a cellular phone!). Boss playas usually own a leather coat and wear it EVERYWHERE in winter.

Aww, shucky ducky (QUACK QUACK)- Aw schucks, I really screwed that up!

blue-eyed soul- People with blue eyes(that do not have naturally tan skin, y'all know what I'm tryin' to say) that have a "plethora" (Tanea's favorite word-means a lot)of soul. One classic example would be Hall & Oates.

parcheesi- well beyond cheesy

cornified- to be really corny

That's all for now, more to come later....

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