Ok here is Tanea's theory on milk. This pertains ONLY to people that DO NOT have NATURALLY brown/tan skin (y'all know what I'm gettin' at)! I know that some of y'all have never heard this before so pay VERY CLOSE attention...

Fat-free milk- someone who has no earthly idea what being ghetto is all about (you gotta be pretty bad off if you're fat-free milk). Kathie Lee Gifford probably falls into this boat.

Low-fat (or skim)milk- you know ONLY one ghetto phrase and you beat it to death!

1% milk- ok now we're gettin' somewhere. Most people fall into this category. 1% milk people know what's goin' on and they use about 5 ghettofabulous words, but they usually use them out of context.

1.5% milk- A step up from 1% milk, but still not 2% milk yet. You know about 9 ghetto terms, but you still have trouble using them correctly.

2% (or whole) milk- Ok this is the category that about 95% of the people I hang out with are in. 2% milk is down with everything and everybody. Y'all know the lingo and you know how to use it! You know the chorus to "It's a Hard Knock Life" and sing it you're whenever someone (THE MAN) puts you down! Y'all are my dawgs and I luv you all!

Strawberry milk- 2% milk with a lil' more melanin (skin color) than regular 2% milk. the only person that I know that falls into this category is Rachel V:)

Chocolate milk- that would be me hehe!!