BSB Humor
Tanea's Random thoughts about the Backstreet Boys
Why is AJ's head bigger then everyone else's?
**Disclaimer: If you can't stand the heat then get out the kitchen and if you can't ran with the big dogs then stay on the porch, and if you can't take a joke then shame on you. It's just a lil' thing called sarcasm folks! It's a wonderful outlet, you should really try it sometimes. First, and foremost, I'm a fan. Not a huge fan, I wouldn't sell my firstborn, but a fan now less and therse are just my lil' randonm thoughts. Just some things that make you go HHMMMMM.... If you have anything that you would like to add or have any random thoughts of your own, email me at tanea3@aol.com and I'll be sure to add them. You'd better have some aloed Kleenex handy, cuz some of these are too much:)
Why do they look so stupid and surprised when the audience starts singing "Quit Playin Games" in the Night Out with the Backstreet Boys video? (That is really irritating)
In the Quit Playin Games with My Heart & "As Long As You Love Me" videos, Brian has anyone noticed that Brian has huge diamond studs in his ears, and then you never see him again with them.
Is it just me or does "Let's Have a Party" remind you of the theme song to "Fraggle Rock"?
Brian and the hello thing when he sings a song.. That's way annoying (Brian let's try a new concept-- it's called waving)
Brian's nostrils look really big when they do closeups on him. And something's up with that kid's nose (it's cute and all, but someting ain't right with it--and I can't put my finger on it). I don't know what it is, but's havin' issues of it's own...
Is it just me or does Kevin look like a fox (the animal)? Ultimate proof: the opening shot of him in the "I'll Never Break Your Heart video", y'all know which one I"m talkin about
A.J. McLean = waif model (hon eat some Fred Flinstone stoneage ribs,k?)
Why do A.J and Brian fight over to see who sings the last adlib of a song (ex. "I'll Never Break Your Heart")? Reminiscent of that Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston sing, dont'cha think?
What was Howie thinkin' about when
he was lookin' real crazy in the background during the filiming of "Quit
Playin' Games? Oh I got it... "I'm too sexy for thie shirt ,too sexy
for this shirt, so sexy it hurts... Will ya quit callin' yourselves
a "Vocal Harmony Group"? Never heard of that particular
category at an awards show, but we know y'all can sing... Howie -- I think this kid really
has tertes syndrome-- cuz that winkin' thing is too annoying Who dresses AJ & Nick , someone
please tell me cuz plaid and strips don't go together and neither does
a black leather cowboy hat Doesn't Howie look 1000% better
WITH facial hair than WITHOUT? Can Brian make it through just ONE
song WITHOUT closing his eyes? (I think not?) Why do some of their songs have
lines like " I know he drives a fancy car", when you know good
and well that these guys drive luxury cars? (Who writes this stuff, besides
Full Force?) Does Brian have wavy long bangs
or is he just praticin' his combover? Kevin-- please stop wearin the flip
flops and high water pants.Hon, teh Huck Finn look is out! Somebody please tell me what the
heck is a "Frick" & a "Frack"? I've heard of knick
knacks, and tic tacs, but never frick nor frack! Why do fans always ask them stupid
?s that they ALREADY know the answers to in call-in interviews(i.e. Brian--what's
your favorite sport?) Why does Nick assume that no one
in the free world has heard of Journey besides him? For those of your that went to the
New Year's Eve concert or those that will see it on Pay Per View, is it
just me or does Howie sound like he is on helium when he is singin' "1999"? Aaron Carter note: How many cartwheels
can this kid do in one video? Is this kid tryin' to set a Guinness world
record or somethin'? Why does Howie have a little widow's
peak like the Nanny, Fran Drescher?
Here are some of my friend, Courtney's, random thoughts
Brian
1.Why is the dude so hyper.He should really switch to decaffe
2.This is for Nick and Brian both.What the hell is with that frick and frack mess. Were not 12 people.
3.Brain we know you can sing and stuff but let someone else get the lead um.
4.Is it just me or dosen't it seem like in pictures they try to match but hes the only one wearing something different.
5.Finally at the concert people i know only sat down at Brains part cause they were all excitied after the whole Aj thing then Brain comes out all plain and stuff with his guitar,singing that song he wrote(which he always talks about)thats whats she said.Nice song but it almost put them to sleep.
Alrighty this next guy is my fav but ill try to be nice cause now hes really starting to piss me off. AJ
1.Aj who ever told you to wear that stupid cowboy hat at the Billboard awards.
2.He should really stop trying to cover up that zit on his forhead with make- up.Thats what clogs your pores silly.
3.You ever notice when he sing this vine pops out of hes neck. its really scarey.
4.(cont.) And now why does he always say "woo" after a verse of INBYH. Stop it man your not K-Ci & JoJo.
5.Aj please stop with the tattoos.Enough is enough
6.One last thing whats the real reason of your nickname "Bone". I don't think cayse your skinny. Oh yeah
For Nick:
1.Alrighty hun i gotta little math problem for you FUBU+You=not cute at all
2.Hey Nick you can admit it you really want to kick Justin's Timberlake's ass right?
3.Nick you should really stop with the Ebonics. It doesn't sound right when you do it.
4.Is it just me or dosen't seem like Nick is real annoying if you knew him like thats.
5.Hey Nick could give some other guys room when they dance. Your fat ass is takin up the stage and how in the hell did you knock Howie down? lol sorry to the Nick fans.
6.Nick do you really think that your little brothers Aarrons CD was good?Comeon be honest.
7.Alright one last thing you ever notice that Nick fans are the most brutal people in the world.They treat Nick like hes a god or something.
Alright this one is my homie so ill try to go easy on him too. Kevin a.k.a Kevy kev
1.Hey Kevin i know you want to kick Nick's ass. I understand and i won't judge.
2.LET HIM SING DAMMIT
3.Hey Kevin do you know Russel Simons like that to get all those Phat Farm shirts.
4.Why does Kevin open his mouth when he dances?
5.Were you really that close to Brain when yall was younger cause i really don't see it?
6.Hey man we all know your black so just stop with the charade ok? lol lol
7.And finally Kevin stop wearing those damn filpflops. oh oh i almost forgot OUT THE DIZZO LMAO
This next Backstreet Boy i've grown a softspot in my heart for so here it goes:
ahhHowie
1.Stop wearing then stupid muscles shirts from 1993.
2.Keep the facial hair you look so banging when you have it.
3.His actin in Sabrina:::::::Hey at least he can sing
4.Baby i love you but sometimes you talk to damn much.
5.You maybe if you stop bein around Kevin so much you would look taller.
6.And finally you ever notice in All i have to give at the end his boobs i means pecks go up and down?
Me and Courtney's Kevin Conspriacy
Ok here is me and Courtney's Kevin conspiracy. Think of it what you might, but it is so true. First of all, Kevin is really a light-skinned brotha. He's just from the Northern part of Africa away from the equator, that's why he's so light. But for real, he is ALWAYS gettin' put down by THE MAN! No solos, cuttin' his parts out of songs, and whatnot. Poor Kevin. It's ok, we all know the truth.It's a conspiracy:) A C-O-N spiracy:)
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