The TransCon Conspiracy
Ok take off your shoes and get confortabel because this might take a while.
Ok first of, I think the people of TransCon are truly masterminds! I mean you gotta give thses people credit. They've got something for everyone!
For the teenagers/young adults you've got, The Backstreet Boys & N'Sync (CHA CHING! CHA CHING!). For the even younger girls, you've got Take5 (CHA CHING!). For theeven younger girs than Take5's audience, you've got that cartwheelin' Aaron Carter. Honeslty, I don't think that it's hurtin' that kid's record sales that his brother is Nick Carter (if you know what I mean). And for the hiphop/rap (kinda) crowd, you've got LFO (CHA CHING!)
For the guys you got Innosense and (event though she's not "officially" affiliated with TransCon, she might as well be) Britney Spears. And now to appeal to the older women, you've got C-note. Did I mention that these guys are bilingual! This means they can promote in the world's Spanish speaking countries and actually sing in Spanish. Which basically means they can release an English AND Spanish album! All and all this means, double the money for TransCon!
Not to mention other acts that they've got in the works, ya know. All in all I don't see Big Poppa's checkbook going on overdraft anytime soon. Yep them, TransCon people are very cunning I must say. Hmm, I wonder if they've got any openings? (HAHA-Nah for real though:)