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| Aahh, what a timing you have! Didn't Orli tell you we were going out tonight? Of course he didn't - really something for him... Oh, wait, he did? Eh... then, why are you here? What? To read some stories? Oh, you want to know what Taniya wrote? Ok, I know a thing or two about her stories. Come on, let's take a look at them! Oh, you don't mind me showing you around now do you? Just let me get my jacket... |
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| Ok, I am back! First, let me introduce myself. My name is Elijah Wood and I will be talking stories with you today. The stories on this site are Taniya's, not mine. Although I do like to think I am helping her with her writing by just being me, you know, cause she writes about me and all... |
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| Ok, so, the stories. Taniya writes about Lord of the Rings - both the books, the movie and the actors and actresses. She writes humor stories as well as drama but also stories that could be considered smut. The ratings that come with the stories are very important so please take notice of them! |
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| Still would like to read those stories? Good. They are really worth it, I'd say. But that is just me. I think you should really decide for yourself if you like them or not. Anyway, I got the stories right here - go ahead, take your pick! I'll be on my way again, Dominic and Orlando are waiting for me. It was nice talking to you and oh - please leave the stories behind when you leave, both me and Taniya are kind of emotionally attached to them... |
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| The Stories |
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| This is my collection of short stories - no real plot, based on the sexual activities of different characters of Middle Earth. Smut alert! - NC17 |
| Dominic, Elijah, Billy and Orlando go on a hiking trip which goes terribly wrong. Special appearance by The Squirrel. Madness alert! - R |
| Re-writing LotR: FotR - Frodo hates that Blasted Elf that is Legolas and Boromir bakes delicious cookies. Weirdness alert! - PG13 |
| More coming soon! |
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