Tankus the Henge
  The Crew
Lincoln 'Gadget' Smith
Lincoln is a funny guy, he mixes white rum with apple juice, then lets Jaz drop tuna pizza all over the floor, while someone jumps and lands on a tray of glasses.

Lincoln has worked on shows including Edwin Drood, Penelope Pringle and Jack the Ripper.
Tankus the Henge hired Lincoln to work for them because everyone else was taken.

Everyone else is sane.
Carlos 'Cashew the Third' Smith
This is Carlos - He talks crap...
Carlos, I am an easy going guy, The band fed me once now I won't go away easily. Being a roadie that means I get all the groupies first.

Carlos has regular schizophrenia moments, the music always has to be louder than the ringing in his ears - good quality loud though...

I smashed my head against a wall one gig - When I woke I was the roadie and no-one noticed Berek had gone. 
My motto for life goes something like this:

"DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND THERE IS A FAULT WITH REALITY"

Carlos
The Crew like a good Guinness