"Hello everybody! Welcome to this episode of Games You Missed at the Solstice Festival. Here we strive to bring you the exciting details on everything unexplicitedly overlooked at the last meet; you can be sure we'll have them again for then next! I, Tanya, will now demonstrait How to Pin a Tail on a Pony. First, get a pony. (no, not that kind). This one was drawn by Lady Whimsy, and coloured by Windwhisperer and her mom the night before the meet. Yeah, so we leave things untill the last minute...

The object of the game is, as its name suggests, to pin the tail on the pony. After you have located your aforementioned pony, you need two things. One is a tail to stick onto the pony. The other is a blind fold. The blind fold is to make the game more interesting. Here I am modeling a lovely red and white bandana, curtesy of Lady Whimsy's Stallion, Greg.

The next step will require some help from a friend. For that role we have volunteered Lady Whimsy. If you don't have a friend on hand, then any person who you don't mind touching you will do nicely. Spin around three times. Spin around three more for good mesure. Wait untill the motion sickness subsides. Walk towards the pony, or at least the general direction you hope the pony to be in. Hope that yourself or someone else had the foresight to remove any sharp objects, small animals, and banana peels etc, from your path.

TA-DA! You have sucessfully tailed the pony! With luck, the tail was actually pinned somwhere in the pony's nether-regions, too. Congratulations! You braved the hazards, overcame momentary blindess, motion sickess, and preformance anxiety to triumph grandly and have your name placed in the record halls of Ponydom... Give yourself a pat on the back - YOU DESERVE IT!!

NOTE: Trained proffesion; try at home at your own risk!
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