The Notorious Picture of Jas
		There's a very simple explanation for this - and it doesn't involve wanting to shag Jas. Nnnkay? The photo was good, Tara was bored, Tara can paint people. Or likes to, anyway. See how uncomplicated that was? If anybody wants to give their opinion on the picture, please feel free. I don't think embarrassment can reach greater depths than it already has. Commissions accepted. The original of this painting (improved slightly - I sorted out the eyes) now resides (unless he's moved it) on the bookshelf of Mr. Matthew Haley, collector of fine art.