Bermuda and me!

It's all about my FAVE Drummer, baby!

Chapter 8: How I met Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz

Running With Scissors Tour, July 9-10, 2000, Hershey Park Amphitheater



Signing #1: Sunday, July 9, 2000

Hanging Around To See What Would Happen

After the first show, we found out we couldn't get into the second show because it was full, so we decided to hang out near backstage. I was hoping I could meet everybody, but I really wanted to meet Steve, get his autograph, and generally worship him from a-near (instead of from afar). But that didn't happen. I also had this idea that maybe I could get Bermuda to sign my drum tattoo.... Would it happen? Hmmmmm....

While I was waiting to see if maybe Steve would come out, Al, the cheerleaders, Rubén, Danny, and some others came out, got into a golf cart looking vehicle surrounded by security guards and went off to ride a roller coaster or two. I was about 5 feet from Al when he got into the cart. He looked right at me and I waved. He waved back. That was cool. I also waved at Danny who also waved back. I don't know for sure, but I think Danny recognized me from the concert. He was smiling his head off. I just love that guy!

I had seen Steve come out of the backstage area a couple of times but I didn't catch his eye. I yelled his name once and felt like a real jerk, so I decided to just wait and see what would happen.

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Meeting Bermuda

What happened was that Bermuda came out and just walked up to the fence where I was standing. I held out my hand and said "Hi Bermuda, I'm Tara Lyn." Jon shook my hand and said that he saw me sitting next to Sue in the front row. I thought that was so cool! OK, now came the hard part, keeping the conversation going. Not my forte', you understand! So, onward I stumbled, hoping I didn't sound like too much of a dork! So, I said, "No roller coasters for you today?" He said no, he'd been on them all before. Then we somehow got talking about how he went on the biggest Ferris Wheel in the world when he was in England. I asked if that was the one built especially for the Millennium Celebration. He said yes. I want you to know he made me feel really at ease!

About this time Sue and Amy came over and we all started talking with Bermuda. I was glad to have someone step in the conversation, because I was running out of things to say and FAST! So, while other people were talking, I was psyching myself up to ask Bermuda to sign my drum tattoo! When I finally got up enough nerve to ask, I must have made some grand gesture, because Bermuda stopped talking, and looked at me in an expectant manner. Luckily, I didn't cave! I told him that I had gotten a tattoo in the shape of a drum and I wondered if he would sign it for me. First he said yes, then when I started to take off the shirt I had wrapped around my waist, he asked, "Where is it?" I laughed when I realized that I hadn't told him where it was and that he probably thought I was going to take my shorts off or something! I said that it was just on my back, so I turned around and pulled up the back of my shirt.

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The Signing

I asked Amy to let me borrow her pen and she handed it to Bermuda. Unfortunately, it didn't write! Bermuda said it was because I was 'moist!' (A very polite way to put it, I might add. He's such a gentleman!) I laughed at that because I was really sweaty from dancing my head off at the concert. So, Amy brought out another pen that sort of worked. And Bermuda signed my back! I was giggling the whole time yet trying not to move at the same time. Not easy! While he was signing, I said that I didn't play the drums but that my mommy always said that I walked to the beat of my own drum!

I think he said something about nobody being able to see the tattoo under normal circumstances and I replied that there was no one special to see it right now, but I hoped there would be one soon! I'm still not sure if what I said had anything to do with what he said. I don't know why I said that and now really wish I hadn't. Oh well!

Bermuda signing my tattoo! (Photo by Amy)

(When Dave Rossi saw the photo above for the first time, he said that at first, since you couldn't see the pen Bermuda was using, he didn't really know what was going on in the picture. That made me really laugh because, of course, he's right!)

Photographic PROOF of Bermuda's autograph! (Photo by Amy)

I wanted photographic evidence of the autograph! So, I asked Amy to take a picture. I turned my back toward the camera and Bermuda leaned into the picture before Amy took it. Amy took a real tight shot of the tattoo and the autograph, so I’m not sure if Bermuda will actually appear in this one.

After the pictures were taken, I thanked Bermuda profusely then ran to the bathroom, giggling my head off, so I could look at the autograph in a mirror. Luckily, there is photographic evidence, because when I got to the bathroom, the sig had already smeared a little! When I got to the hotel that night, it was nothing but a light gray smudge! Maybe the actual event was fleeting, but it will be one of my fondest memories of the whole weekend that will last for years to come!

Bermuda was very casual and unfazed about the whole thing, like such things happen everyday! I guess getting your portrait and signature tattooed on Dave Rossi's leg sort of primes you for such events. THANKS Bermuda for being such a good sport!

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Signing #2: Monday, July 10, 2000

Seeing Bermuda Again

The next day, we had 1st and 2nd row seats to the first show and we enjoyed every minute of it! After the first show, we went out to the backstage area and, luckily, got to see Bermuda again!

This time, when he saw me he said, "Hello, Tara Lyn!" I was soooo jazzed that he remembered my name! I couldn't believe it! He asked how my tattoo was doing. I said it was fine but that yesterday's signature was toast almost immediately! He then, to my total surprise and amazement, asked me if I wanted him to sign again! I couldn't say yes fast enough! So he did! Again, I asked Amy to take a picture. Bermuda leaned in again to get into the picture. This time, when Amy took the photo, she said she did get Bermuda's face in there. WARNING!!! All I have to say is that the world does NOT need a picture of my big fat ass, Bermuda's smiling mug notwithstanding!!!!!

Bermuda and me -- partners in crime! Physical Graffiti, that is! (Photo by Amy)

We stood around talking some more while Bermuda signed autographs for other fans. He asked us if we were going to the second show and we said no, we wanted to ride some rides before we left. I said Amy and I had a long ride ahead of us. He asked where I was from. I told him Washington DC. He said, "HMMM, that is a long way." I was really impressed that he asked where I was from. It just said to me that he was listening and interested in what I had to say. It's the simple things, you know! Sometime before I left Bermuda so he could meet and greet all the other fans there, I got a regular photo of the two of us. You know, this time with both our faces in the picture!

Bermuda and me (Photo by Amy)

As a group, we decided to skip the 2nd show that day and ride some rides. While we were standing there, some Amish people entered the amphitheater to see the show. This tickled all of us no end! I ran over to Bermuda, put my arm around him, and told him that there were going to be REAL LIVE AMISH PEOPLE at the next show. He laughed and said that there weren't even any real Amish people at the Lancaster, PA, show. Then I said goodbye for the last and final time.

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