You tell Sined L'Magii: how often do you have to shit? :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i'd say about 6 times a day judging by your photo but what do i know :P You tell Sined L'Magii: there's no shame in being overweight you know :P You tell Sined L'Magii: you could probably put it to some use :P You tell Sined L'Magii: sinking enemy warships for example :P You tell Sined L'Magii: your cv is quite impressive to be honest :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i never knew an achiever over 17 stone You tell Sined L'Magii: it just goes to show :P You tell Sined L'Magii: if you put your weight into it you can achieve anything :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i bet you eat beef log instead of christmas pudding am i right :P You tell Sined L'Magii: do they need a forklift to shift your corpse, 'permit' command doesnt always work am i right :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i wonder if fat people celebrate christmas :P You tell Sined L'Magii: or is it just an extension of their daily routine :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i'm waiting for a reply but i guess your mouth if full of pie :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i wonder if your turds are relative to your body mass, that would be amusing You tell Sined L'Magii: bet you clog up the toilet pretty regular right :P You tell Sined L'Magii: there's nothing like a fat nerd i've always said :P You tell Sined L'Magii: you could audition for movies :P You tell Sined L'Magii: sined the landfill You tell Sined L'Magii: santa claus is supposed to be fat, if you lost a few stone you could become one of them :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i wonder what the life expectancy for someone over 20 stone is, it can't be large, more like gigantic :P You tell Sined L'Magii: do you kiss yourself when you walk under the mistletoe :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i bet if i focused neck and attacked your i'd only get hits on your stomach You tell Sined L'Magii: you'd bump into yourself standing in a single doorway :P You tell Sined L'Magii: you should get a constitution bonus based on your sheer irl bodymass You tell Sined L'Magii: you should be the new basilisk You tell Sined L'Magii: in watching sined you feel more apt at eating You tell Sined L'Magii: even if we looted you bare i doubt we could drag your corpse :P You tell Sined L'Magii: it's a good job food isn't ingame otherwise you'd never leave the university :P You tell Sined L'Magii: i bet arabic people are repelled by you based on your sheer genetic affiliation to pork You tell Sined L'Magii: sined: 99% pork, 1% mouth You tell Sined L'Magii: your impact on society is about 19 stone :P