You’re one in a million, you’re only the best

The greatest thrill in my life is when I see you after a test

Always optimistic keeping my up even though I tend to keep things down

You make everyone smile you never put on a frown

You are what words cannot describe

You hang out with us as if we gave you a bribe

You always belong in my heart and even in my brain

Without you my entire life would be insane

You cannot imagine the love I have for you

But it’s equal to a trillion times the hate I have for a Jew

And if you think of the love people have for you

You’d never be lonely even if you were stuck in a place the size of a shoe