December 2003 pt. 2
Calc • Anant's cold remedy is unusally low-tech. And moist. Greenbrier Basketball • Boys Scoreboard. Gross! We got beat by a bunch of pedophiles. Yes, that's right - members of GHS' basketball team were suspended after being arrested for statutory rape.
Euro • Zoltar asks coach to hold still so he can tame that wild head of hair.
Tyler's • An ordinary Newsweek combines with an ordinary calendar of Petra Nemcova to create...SUPER BILL GATES!
Mehul's • I teach the crew poker and watch the addiction take hold.
Princeton • My last moment of hope before I open the dreaded Thin Envelope. Wait list? WTF?
Christmas Dance • Awad's mom requires one trillion pictures of this hot couple. I love them!
Tyler's • Rebecca comes to town and gets everyone trashed! Okay, maybe I made that last part up. Maybe.