Janurary 2005 pt. 1
Winter break craziness, New Year's, and highlights from the Detroit Auto Show.
New Year's • Kelly's • Mrs. Blount calls Lindey to see if he's "with that damn girl."  Mrs. Blount rocks!
Zoltar's • After the Fiesta Bowl, Zoltar showed us this crazy mechanical horse.  Tyler was just, uh, "helping" him enjoy it!
Orange Bowl • Ansley and Kelly show off "Baby Suck It," which is awesome because of it's ability to be used covertly!
Putt Putt • Lacking quarters, Josh, Sam, Matt, and Tyler invent a game on the air hockey table.  We were waiting for ridicu-late Zoltar so we could start another "Tournament of Champions...plus Matt."  (Everyone has one at least once except for...well, you get the idea.)
Detroit • The Mercedes SLR is essentially sex on four wheels.
Javed's • The Jets blew the regulation win against the Chargers, crushing Javed, but sadly, they came back to win.
Detroit • The BMW M5 V10 is basically a work of art that powers a car that will get you killed, or worse, arrested.
Detroit • The Porsche Carrera GT is pretty hot.  The wheel hubs are blue on one side and red on the other.