June 2005 pt. 1
		Cookies, cake, and Mike Jones!
		My House • Kids come over to gaze upon the newly remodeled kitchen and to make cookies.  Jamie goes crazy with my new skinny camera and reveals her cookivorous tendencies.
							Littles' Birthday • The birthday girls join me on the couch.  Ern's boyfriend is on the end and obviously does NOT like that I constantly hook up with his girl - look at how mad he is!  Ern was on the phone with him one night and I moaned for her to "come back to bed."  Sadly, he didn't get the joke and she had to spend half an hour calming him down.
		Littles' Birthday • Twin cakes for twin kids!  This is at the Littles' new house in Lincoln County aka the middle of nowhere.  I had a miserable time trying to find this place in the rain but Mrs. Little dried us off and made burgers so life was good!
							Littles' Birthday • Tern and Eliz practice for their shampoo commercial filming.  Or they're really aroused - you be the judge!
							Arjun's Cafe • The test of a true thug?  Do you have Mike Jones' phone number?  Arjun does.  It's always busy though - I wonder what kind of plan he has!  Insight from Mr. Jones:  "A couple of them said I was cute but I was just too chubby.  Same size a year later the same hoes want to fuck me because they see me paid pimpin pins workin' my jelly and they ain't trippin' cuz my pocket stick out more than my belly."
		SQ's Graduation • Zak got all gussied up for a country-themed wedding right before SQ's graduation party.  He didn't change and I love it!  Me and Eliz played "Fast and Furious" all over Washington Road and Riverwatch after we left the party.  All in all, a rousing good time.
		Arjun's Cafe • Andy and Arjun take great pains to de-gay-ify Neel.  Well, the "great pains" are mostly Neel's.  In his butt.  Apparently Moose and Tyler spent all first year sneak-attacking Neel for the same reason.  Jesus, look at the veins popping out of Arjun's neck!
							Mehul's • The brown people turn Mehul's house into party central.  And by "party central" I mean "Mario Kart central."  At least I had Purvi to play with!