June 2005 pt. 2

My life revolves around food and picnics, also known as "food delivery events."

Baskin Robbins • Rahil scores all the ladies in his t-top Firebird.

Downtown • Hot Foods by Calvin is so ghetto, but so freaking tasty.  Imran and Asim are on a first name basis with Calvin after spending their life savings here last summer.

Wal-Mart • I went crazy during a late night Wal-Mart run with this rubber ball.  It ended up in the freezer section next to Red Baron pizzas.

The neighbor's cat spied a frog or something to eat in the bushes outside my house.  He got all friendly with me while I was on the phone outside. He's real nice - unlike the Khans' punk of a cat.

Brookfield Park • Sara demonstrates her mastery of the water gun, vanquishing Javed in one quick swoop.

Brookfield Park • But somehow, Javed rises from the shame of defeat to take revenge on unknowing Sara. It was like watching a bulldozer roll over a basket of kittens.  Yeah, I'm being melodramatic, but look at his sexified calves!

Brookfield Park • Javed and I boned together while carrying the water balloons to the fountain.  I still don't understand why we needed them there. Did I say "boned"? I meant "bond", I promise!

Wal-Mart • A second Wal-Mart run produces an exciting find:  Huge chocolate fudge sticks!  If you're confused, think "POOP 4 SALE!"