May 2005 pt. 1
Spooning + Partying + Grilling = The last days of my first year at Swat.
Wharton • Pat, Me, Dwight, and Ross spoon in a completely heterosexual manner.  Thanks to the wonders of the digital camera, the four of us will never hold a public office.  It's worth it.
DU • Margaritaville Entrance • I thought the PA was being a dick and not letting people in, but it really was at capacity!  Who knew?  And yes, I danced on crutches.
Wharton • "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" plays in Club 221's theater.  We crammed 18 people in the room!
Sharples • Eric creates a phallic plate for the Dining Services people to discover, transporting us all back to 3rd grade.
Wharton • Dwight's Surprise Birthday • Ross loves Dwight - especially after that spooning session!  The party was sweet; Dwight definitely didn't see it coming.
Wharton • Dwight's Surprise Birthday • Me and Kyle are mirror images of cool; he's got the "West Chester Popped Collar" thing going and I've got the "Str8 out tha streetz krunk" thing going!
New Dorm • MSA Farewell BBQ • The seniors get their gifts before we whoosh them away into the real world.  Except for Jawaad.  He'll never make it to the real world.
New Dorm • MSA Farewell BBQ • Adil cooks up a halal storm.  Speaking of Adil and grilling, here's the best (and only) Muzzy pickup line:  "Hey girl, you wanna try some HALAL meat?" YESSSS!