The T.A.R.K. Files...  Shhh!!

* You enter Room #6 a little nervous, wondering why the word "Confidential" is written all over the door.  Jack turns to face you, a dead serious expression on his adorable face* Shhh!! Dis heah is wheah we keep awl our files on T.A.R.K. an' his wreakin' havoc.  Right now we'se only got one o' his advenchahs up, but we'll get moah soon.  He's awlways doin' somet'ing bad.

T.A.R.K. by Stress Rated - right now, PG-13 Summary - Our first documented adventure with T.A.R.K.  T.A.R.K. takes thirty-one NMLer's back in time to watch him wreak havoc in Manhattan, 1899 style.

The Newsie Gods Are Angered by Quipster Rated - R Summary - The Newsie Gods take fifteen NMLer's back in time to get revenge on those who mock them.

I Hate That Kid! by Quipster Rated - PG Summary - This is the history of Quipster and T.A.R.K.- How he came to live in her sock drawer, what he did while he was there, and why he decided to escape to wreak havoc.

*Jack points at a green notebook with the words "Top Secret" written on it* Dat's wheah we take witness statement from dose who has seen T.A.R.K. doin' his worst. Go ahead an' read it! *after you take a peek at the green notebook, you hand it back to Jack and follow him into the 7th room, even more nervous due to the large "CAUTION" sign plastered to it* To Room #7: CAUTION