HOW TO SURF YOUR WAY INTO TAY HELL

*** Ahhh, those those perfectly defined arms. Just imagine those babies wrapped around YOU on the beach!

*** Not THAT many men have great legs, but it should come as no surprise that Jordan Taylor Hanson has VERY, very nice ones! The better to chase you into the waves with, my dears! And isn't the nice, fluffy, golden blond hair on them an added bonus?

*** That hundred-watt smile has melted many hearts over the last few years, and it just keeps getting better. Imagine, if you will, that smile being directed to you and only you... It melts ya just thinkin' about it, doesn't it?

*** The sun bleached hair, oh MY! We remember when we were just a little bit heartbroken when Tay first cut it. BUT, believe it or not, he looks even hotter with it cut. We like, we LIKE, especially when itz all windblown like this!! Picture running your fingers through all that glorious blond hair. Oooh, yeah!

*** And, no one looks more sexycool than JTH with shades! But isn't it a shame when he hides those baby-blues?

*** WET TAY! No explanation necessary, just ENJOY!

*** Mmmm, the perfectly rounded, tight derriere! A sight always guaranteed to immediately plunge us all straight into Tay Hell! And a triple bonus is itz WET! But why is it that his wetsuit gets all the fun? (Ya know, by getting to be wrapped so dang tightly around that butt and all?) Imagine if you will... Wait! We doubt anyone needs our help imagining anything with this picture as the ultimate, evil inspiration! Wahoo!

*** OMG, that waist, that long torso, what a perfect sight to behold! The perfect waist -just small enough to wrap your hands around and pull him close... Ahhh, we're drowning now, and itz not from the ocean waves. >;-) Oh, Taylor, honey, can you please come and rub suntan oil on us????

So..... now we ask you. No, no...we defy you or anyone else to say that JTH is not the sexiest, most excrutiatingly beautiful creature to ever grace this planet. These pictures are proof-positive and we dare any person to challenge our stand!

Now... wasn't surfing into Tay Hell the best thing you did today? We bet it was... >;-)

Lead Me to Luscious!