| *qUoTeS* |
| guys are like roses watch out for the pricks |
| a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but a kiss ain't a kiss w/o a lil tongue |
| i'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty |
| if u really love sumthin, set it free, if it comes back itz urs, if it doesnt it was never meant to be |
| should i smile, cuz ur my friend, or cry, cuz our love has come to an end? |
| no guys are worth ur tears, and when u find one that is, he won't make u cry |
| don't hate me becuz im beautiful, hate me becuz ur boyfriend thinx i am |
| what's better, a lie that draws a smile, or a truth that draws a tear? |
| a kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only real kinda of kiss is a kiss tasted |
| don't wish upon a star, reach for it |
| if u love ur man, set him free, if he don't come back, u know he's with me |
| god made elks, god made deers, god made *n sync, a whole bunch of queers! |
| i wasn't kissin him, i was jus tellin his lips a secret! |
| ur a naughty boy, go to my room |
| somewhere there's someone who dreams of ur smile, and finds in ur presence that life is worthwhile, so when u r sad, remember it's true, someone somehwere is thinking of you |
| don't cry cuz its over, smile cuz it happened |
| i'm like a butterfly; pretty 2 see, hard to catch |
| a wise monky never monkies with another monkey's mokey! (guess i'm not wise...hehe) |
| if ur nice, u can call me sweetie, if ur sweet, u can call me hunny, if ur hot, u can call me tonight |
| dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die |
| if love isn't a game, then why are there so many players? |
| god made coke, god made pepsi, god made me so damn sexy |
| guys are like slinkies; itz always fun to watch them fall down the stairs! |
| god made mud, god made dirt, god made guys so girlz can flirt |
| guys are like stick of gum, once they loose their flavor, ya jus pop ina new one! |
| like what u c? call 1-800-YOU-WISH |
| what u c is what u don't get |
| you don't fail if u fall, u fail if u don't try to get up |
| guys are players, and thas a fact, don't fall n love, jus play em back! |
| i'm not a tease i'm just a reminder of what u can't have |
| only 10% of men go to heaven; cuz if they all did it would be hell! |
| if ya want me to fall for u, u gotta gimme sumthin worth trippin over |
| never fight with an ugly person, they got nothin to loose |
| i'm not a blonde! i'm knot! i'm not! i'm not! |
| me n my girls be shakin our hips, dem guys just stand there lickin their lips, all dem bitches they jus wanna be us, an all dem hotties they jus wanna freak us |
| im through with guys, they all tell lies, they break ur heart, they make u cry, luvin guys is such a sin hey, check out that babe who jus walked in! |
| god made men first, because u always make a rough draft before the masterpiece |