By popular demand (I was bored and decided to add something else to the site), here is my stunning collection of amusing food wrappers. Please note that I am not responsible if you don't actually find these funny. But I laughed. Quite a lot actually, especially at the Faggots.

Mr Brain's Pork Faggots. Cooking instructions: Cook in a pre-heated oven, blah blah blah for approx. 45 minutes, stirring the sauce and separating the faggots with a fork part way through cooking. Or for microwaves, you need to "Transfer faggots into a similar sized microwavable dish". Also lists a "Faggots recipe" for 'Faggot Kebabs' - "Why not try out an exciting new meal-time idea using your Faggots to make this delicious recipe". I thought slavery had been abolished? Oh god, this single piece of cardboard is the funniest thing in existence. Click here for the back of the packet. Classic stuff.

This one's American. And you can tell can't you, because American people enjoy eating large chocolate mounds.

Another classic. "Keep your hands off my nads", the packet proclaims. Unfortunately, this guy's nads are rather tasty little buggers, so I ate them all. Ha!

"A tasty surprise from out of the skies". Indeed.

These matchboxes show a blazing child. Maybe that's sick, but I thought it was hilarious. You can get these matches all over Britain I think, watch for them!

Nothing terribly funny about lime leaves normally. But the company who manufacture these calls itself 'Cock on the Mountain Top', with the "Cock" in large letters. Tee hee.

Would you care for a severed toe?

The next time you call someone a numpty (or perhaps more likely, the next time you hear someone else using this term), you can remember the joy of eating your way through a packet of Numptys.

These German liquorice-type sweets are about as subtle as shooting a pensioner 87 times with a machine gun in a shopping street on a Saturday afternoon.

This ice-cream is a very very short distance away from being incredibly politically incorrect...