Hello time-wasting visitor and welcome to my homepage (or hoempaeg, if you are Jeffk, former l337 hax0r) on teh intarweb - you know, that wonderful communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This website is under permanent construction. It will be completed any decade now.
Funny images abound! Come get yer funny image! Bring out yer dead!
Visit my friend Gts2's page, wannabe internet casanova and elitist bastard. You know you want to, he's t3h r0x0r. Update: Don't get the point? Here's a little tip: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. Get it?
Read up on GNU tisaak. I guess he's on the verge of getting slashdotted. ;-)
IF YOU HAVE COME HERE LOOKING FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON DIVX VIEWING, CLICK HERE!!! (KSERETE PIOI EISTE...)
Attention all Pixies fans: using images from the official site I have created the following wallapapers (widescreen): 1, 2
Check out some paranoid artwork of my creation in the ARTWORK SECTION.
Okay, and now for something completely different (and probably unbearable):
Music Reviews by the man known as Barl-assBe advised: read the reviews at your own risk - permanent brain damage is possible!!!
And ofcourse, we shouldn't forget that good old welcoming message that has adorned this site since its inception.
Read my reviews on movies. Don't expect any up/down thumbing though. ;-)
Latest review: King Arthur
In a few days a "Movie Essays" page will be added! Hooray!
Visit my Renault Megane II page, where you can find info on known problems and solutions.
Check out the DVD's I own at DVDAficionado. Hey, don't laugh, some of those were gifts!
19/09/2004
Must... study... now... Plz fix k thx.
17/09/2004
OMG packetloss!!! Ok, not funny. But I have good news; I found a new apartment!!! Yes, it's that great!!! Fuck, it makes my current apartment look like Hell's lower levels. Hooray!If you want to read past ramblings, visit the Archive. You creep.
Coming up next, a guide to DivX for dummies (but this is really gonna take a while so please bare with me). Update: Guide coming any decade now!
Wanna see my face? No way mister. Why? Well, see for yourself.
For some reason, the above link doesn't work anymore. However it is way too funny for me to replace it. I just hope the page is accessible again in the future. Or maybe I'm just too lazy. Who knows.
Go to thebroken.org website, these guys rul3z0r!
Lyrics of the day:
Porcupine Tree - Lightbulb Sun
The sun is a light bulb
A candle's a treat
The curtains stay closed now
On my little retreat
And I'll only take medicine
If it's followed by sweets
A sickly pink liquid
That puts me to sleep
My head beats a better way
Tomorrow a better day
And I can watch TV
While I'm wrapped up in bed
And mother makes sure that
I'm watered and fed
My best from school will
Come over and stare
At me in my bubble
Of germified air
When I'm asleep the smoke fills me
I feel the heat
My illness leaves me
The sun is a light bulb
A candle's a treat
The curtains stay closed now
On my little retreat
But after a while
The noise from the street
Is making me wish I
Was back on my feet
Life-changing quote(s) of the day:
"In creating man, God somewhat overestimated his abilities." - Oscar Wilde
"-I like your nurse's uniform, guy."
"-These are O.R. scrubs."
"-O.R. they?"
From the movie Rushmore
Line Out:
Wanna open your mind? Here's a nice TOOL.
For those that only come out at night.
Do you have a broken face?
Go get some drukqs.
Some useful (?) links:
News for nerds, stuff that matters at Slashdot.
Miss a good ole crapflood? Some A-Level trolling? Never ending philosophical discussions? Well then my friend, Kuro5hin is just the place for you.
Satire for smart people at BBspot.
Check out the lastest Penny Arcade.
Get your dose of weird humour at the lair of the crab of ineffable wisdom.
Get the answer to life, the universe and everything at Zombo.com.
Shopping therapy for geeks at ThinkGeek.
Gamer swag at gameskins.
Boldly go: TrekWeb.
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