C.P.D. Baili Glas F.C.
Carfan                                 
Squad
Gol-Geidwaid / Goalkeepers
Matthew Hellin
Defenders / Amddiffynwyr
O'BRIAN, John
KNIGHT, Michael
OWENS, Mark
SOROKO, Chris
Midfielders / Canolwyr
Age: 29       Nickname:Soccer Locker Apps19     Goals 10
Fact:
Born and bred in Sicily, family moved to Twyn to escape the Ice Cream wars. Another teacher or still a tax-dodger - not quite sure.
Age:30            Nickname:Owes       Apps  69       Goals 3
Fact:
Likes to play sweeper as its less running - renowned lazy bastard always injured.
Age:46            Nickname:Snail        Apps 458       Goals 234
Fact:
Awesome player 30 years ago apparently. Nearly the oldest player in the team - another teacher.
Age:30           Nickname:Knighty        Apps 50      Goals 5
Fact:
Same size now as he was when he was 14, needs to shed a pound or seven - boss's hero and club captain and a teacher.
BURROWS, Ryan
WALTERS, Neil
COLLINS, Ceri
WALTERS, James
CORKE, Nathan
Age:33     Nickname: Nellie   Apps 187          Goals 29
Fact:
Great skills fantastic haircut brilliant in 5 a side. New career as a serial father.
Forwards / Ymosodwyr
YOUNG, Neil
BUTTON, Chris
EDWARDS, Alex
Age:30      Nickname: Corky       Apps 236     Goals 2
Fact:
Massive legs, all-year tan who never gives the ball away. Perennial runner-up to Beaky in the Greece ?? contest
Age: 21       Nickname:Chubbs  Apps 39     Goals 18
Fact:
Brilliant footballer once scored 10 goals in a season. Once passed a ball 10 yards. Hell of a memory.
Age: 16           Nickname:Boy         Apps 40        Goals 19
Fact:
Plays in a Merthyr band called .... looks 12 acts 10, fancy flicks and wears his jeans round his knees. Needs to get on the steak and chips.
Age:29            Nickname: Beaky Apps  12      Goals 4
Fact:
One-time waterboy now the Dixie Dean of the side, except Dixie is still faster. Powerful and beautiful.
Age:    29      Nickname: Buzz  Apps 35        Goals 45
Fact:
New signing after seeing the video of him doing 1000 keepie-uppies, having seen him play think we got the wrong man.
Age: 23     Nickname: Buttons  Apps 100      Goals 54
Fact:
Like Paulo Wanchope but 6'' shorter and white. Very fast and good.
Age:   29      Nickname: Lexxy     Apps 234        Goals 199
Fact:
Manager with the tactical awareness of Napolean on acid. Prefers the 1-2-1-3-1-4 formation because it gives us two extra players.
CLUB PAGE
HISTORY
              Baili                      Glas
CLWB PEL-DROED                      FOOTBALL CLUB
              2004                                          2004
STAFFORD, Damien
Age: 25        Nickname:Shagger       Apps 38     Goals 2
Fact:
Cefn's finest export - hails from Heolgerrig but now with the penis touchers - good tackler, shit passer, worse header.
Age: 35         Nickname:    Ginge      Apps   34         Goals 3
Fact: Ex Pro with Villa and Wolves, Fine stature, lovley guy