C.P.D. Baili Glas F.C. Carfan Squad |
Matthew Hellin |
Defenders / Amddiffynwyr |
O'BRIAN, John |
KNIGHT, Michael |
OWENS, Mark |
SOROKO, Chris |
Midfielders / Canolwyr |
Age: 29 Nickname:Soccer Locker Apps19 Goals 10 Fact: Born and bred in Sicily, family moved to Twyn to escape the Ice Cream wars. Another teacher or still a tax-dodger - not quite sure. |
Age:30 Nickname:Owes Apps 69 Goals 3 Fact: Likes to play sweeper as its less running - renowned lazy bastard always injured. |
Age:46 Nickname:Snail Apps 458 Goals 234 Fact: Awesome player 30 years ago apparently. Nearly the oldest player in the team - another teacher. |
Age:30 Nickname:Knighty Apps 50 Goals 5 Fact: Same size now as he was when he was 14, needs to shed a pound or seven - boss's hero and club captain and a teacher. |
BURROWS, Ryan |
WALTERS, Neil |
COLLINS, Ceri |
WALTERS, James |
CORKE, Nathan |
Age:33 Nickname: Nellie Apps 187 Goals 29 Fact:Great skills fantastic haircut brilliant in 5 a side. New career as a serial father. |
Forwards / Ymosodwyr |
YOUNG, Neil |
BUTTON, Chris |
EDWARDS, Alex |
Age:30 Nickname: Corky Apps 236 Goals 2 Fact: Massive legs, all-year tan who never gives the ball away. Perennial runner-up to Beaky in the Greece ?? contest |
Age: 21 Nickname:Chubbs Apps 39 Goals 18 Fact:Brilliant footballer once scored 10 goals in a season. Once passed a ball 10 yards. Hell of a memory. |
Age: 16 Nickname:Boy Apps 40 Goals 19 Fact: Plays in a Merthyr band called .... looks 12 acts 10, fancy flicks and wears his jeans round his knees. Needs to get on the steak and chips. |
Age:29 Nickname: Beaky Apps 12 Goals 4 Fact: One-time waterboy now the Dixie Dean of the side, except Dixie is still faster. Powerful and beautiful. |
Age: 29 Nickname: Buzz Apps 35 Goals 45 Fact:New signing after seeing the video of him doing 1000 keepie-uppies, having seen him play think we got the wrong man. |
Age: 23 Nickname: Buttons Apps 100 Goals 54 Fact:Like Paulo Wanchope but 6'' shorter and white. Very fast and good. |
Age: 29 Nickname: Lexxy Apps 234 Goals 199 Fact:Manager with the tactical awareness of Napolean on acid. Prefers the 1-2-1-3-1-4 formation because it gives us two extra players. |
CLUB PAGE |
HISTORY |
Baili Glas CLWB PEL-DROED FOOTBALL CLUB 2004 2004 |
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STAFFORD, Damien |
Age: 25 Nickname:Shagger Apps 38 Goals 2 Fact: Cefn's finest export - hails from Heolgerrig but now with the penis touchers - good tackler, shit passer, worse header. |
Age: 35 Nickname: Ginge Apps 34 Goals 3 Fact: Ex Pro with Villa and Wolves, Fine stature, lovley guy |