Top ten marketing slogans being considered by Pfizer, the maker of Viagra:

10. Viagra, it's "Whaazzzzz Uppppppp!"
9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, we bring good things to life!

And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.Any questions?