| I did not save the archives for 2001 so we will begin with 2002-enjoy. |
| VOL 1: Daytona 1) Jeff rear ends Kevin Harvick starting a 15 car pile-up, blames it on "wildman" Kurt Busch 2) Jeff hits Sterlin Marlin and openly blames in on guess who...himself! 3)Uses swear word when thinks is not on Camera- "Damn" |
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| VOL 2: Rockingham 1) Rear ends Poor Old Casey Atwood causing 6 car pile up (sends Kyle Petty behing wall to smoke doobie) 2) Spins out on Pit road like a Rookie. (that's usually a penalty but not for Jeffy) |
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| VOL 3: Las Vegas 1) Finishes on the lead lap only by the graces of his pit crew, and Nascar. No help from Jeff himself 2) Finishes where he belongs, behind Tony 3) Doesn't get to be in the spotlight, and share a "Pepsi Moment" with Brooke |
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| VOL 4: Atlanta 1) Finishes on the lead lap only by the graces of his pit crew, and Nascar. No help from Jeff himself 2) Finishes where he belongs, behind Tony 3) Doesn't get to be in the spotlight, and share a "Pepsi Moment" with Brooke ( am i sounding like a broken Record here?) |
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| VOL 5: Darlington 1) Gets to add a whole other piece of sheet metal on his car 1/2 way through, while every team can only use tape after the wreck 2) We find out Brooke really likes Coca-Cola, and a real man |
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| VOL 6: Bristol 1) Snookers poor Robie Gordon into a false start and a black flag (He doesn't want the world to know they are brothers) 2) Rear ends innocent Jimmie Spencer to take the lead 3) After he wrecks Nascar let's him use ANOTHER piece of pre-fab metal to REBUILD his car. (Supposedly illegal) 4) Blantentaly goes under the speed limit after the wreck and NASCAR lets him stay out. Fox anouncers called it, not me! |
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| VOL 7: Texas no major grievances, email me if you know of any (PLEASE) |
| VOL 8: Martinsville 1) Got $107,003 for finishing 23rd. That's $18,141 more than the 5th place finisher.Where did Nascar's mathmatician graduate from? |
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| VOL 9: Talladega 1) Got $143,003 for finishing 4th. That's $11,184 more than than Michael Waltrip who was second..Noticing a trend, that is the way it always is for Gordon, and he whines that Brooke wants too much. |
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| VOL 10: California 1) Sprinted down to victory lane before the camera's could shut off on Jimmie Johnson. Has to make sure he gets his face on TV some how by stealing Jimmie's TV time (Can't you just shower him with kisses that night in bed?) 2) Shows the one thing he was able to take half of from Brooke, the ability to camera hog. |
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| VOL 12: Richmond 1) How can i be mad at Jeffy when Tony wins?? |
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| VOL 13: The Winston 1) Jeffy debuts his new "I'm now single boys" goatee. |
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| VOL 14: Charlotte 1) Runs over Tony at the finish line to keep 5th. Like he has a chance at the next Winston Million!!!! |
| VOL 15: Pocono 1) Spins out on pit lane, for the second time this year. Stop throwing those little tantrums Jeffy! |
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| VOL 16: Michigan 1) No real news to speak of, Jeffy still sucks though! |
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| VOL 17: Daytona 1) Jeffy gets a little sassy, says that Kevin Harvicks winning move was, "Stupid and unsafe". Says "We all know he was below he yellow line". 2) Who do we see doing that race after race-Jeff Gordon |
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| VOL 18: New Hampshire 1) Says the word DAMN not once but twice on the in car radio 2) Gordon fans go wash thier own mouths and ears out with soap, they are think it was a bad dream. |
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| Missed a few grievances, broken computer but i am sure Gordo still sucked......... |
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| VOL 25: Bristol 1) Will not let Kyle petty back on the lead lap like some one would normally do when a caution comes out. Not once but twice 2) Blatantly rips Rusty's bumper off in order to get the win 3)I had to reset my GORDON SUCKS COUNTER!!!!!! |