#68   Timothy "The Colonel" Fredricksen   Bench
					"Ahh, I hate the Colonel, with his wee beedy eyes."  Number 68 ("That's the speed of sex, cause if you're going any faster you would have to turn around") is looking to get some quality PT this season.  Trucker Tim may be one of the best kept secrets of Team Chauncy this year.  He also may stay that way because he has to move Chauncies across the nation most of the summer.  "Some people think he looks like the guys from Men in Tights.  I concur," Peter.  There is not a lot that can be said about Timothy, it is just something you have to experience.  He did put some time into the cage this winter and was seen just crushing the balls.  He is expected to only bat in the games, on
		his own wishes.  "I haven't had any luck playing the field recently, so I don't really think I should put on a glove and try to catch some little white ball with it.  If I have to I will, but I would rather sit with the one they call Peter.  I haven't played since little league, so I may be a little rusty.  The last time I played my own team made me switch to the other team and I made them pay.  I plan on doing some real long ball hitting this season.  I just hope that I do not become Chauncified with certain Chauncies hanging aroung the bench just hoping to join the team.  Do not under-estimate the powers of the RSG.  Adventure, heh, excitement, heh, a Chauncy craves not these things.  May the wings of liberty never lose a feather."
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