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Guyer is expected to be a sub if the team needs someone to fill in. Until then he will be the beer bitch. The only problem is that he will probably buy Coors Lite. "Guyer has been one of my boys for quite some time, the only problem is his taste in beer. Coors Lite, I mean come on. What's that all about. Piss in a can. They don't even make the cans the right size. Shit ain't right," the General. Dave was once a promising little leaguer but gave up the game in order to persue his career as a pimp. There are few guys around who can pimp like he can. The self-proclaimed "second best dancer in the quad cities" will be seen passed out in some chick's lap at the games. "I was contacted to play ball, but I just didn't want to take the time out of my schedule. Thursday and Friday nights are big money nights for my girls. If there is some trouble I would have to step in. Besides, Fridays are good nights to go add drunk girls to my herem." |
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