#21   Dakota "Dsnuts" Einfeldt   SS
				Dakota is one of the biggest playmakers on the team.  One of 10 players from Durant, this amazing shortstop is the heart of a great defensive infield.  Einfeldt is one of the few players who has been seen to keep up with Pretty Tone in alcohal consumption during pregame through the post game reports.  "It's always nice to have another drinker on the team.  The game is just so much more fun.  Dakota is also one of the more vulgar players on the team, which is also a nice thing to have.  The man makes everyone around him better.  He is such a tremendous fielder it is no wonder that he is a two-time gold glover,"
				Sim.  Dakota also has the capability to go yard, which should keep him in the team race for homeruns.  Einfeldt was also given the hustle award last year for all of his gutsy baserunning and avoiding tags with precision slides.  Dakota
	spent the off-season patching up his pants and pumping some iron.  "It was a dream come true when the F.A.C.'s picked me up on the trade.  I really wanted to play with the guys again.  It is a lot of fun going out to have a good time.  Besides, when all of the drinkers leave, you mioht as well follow.  Beer beer beer beer beer.  Mmmmmmhh.... beer.  I like beer."
					roster