Who are the F.A.C.'s?
There has been a lot of talk about this new team.  What is our name?  What does F.A.C. stand for?  What exactly is a chauncy?  First of all, our name is F.A.C.  It will appear on the left front of our uniforms.  The F.A.C. is an acronym for Faggot Ass Chauncy.  It was abbrieviated during league sign-up.  The Dugout would not allow the team name if they new what it stood for.  That is where the rumors have come from regarding Friday After Class and the Free Ass Clinic.  The name was established mostly by the 1-2 connection with help from the assistant coach Peter "little Don Z" Runge.  Original color schemes for the team were pink with purple writing, and everyone had to wear two sizes too small.  This was later changed to Navy sleeveless jerseys, white T-shirts, and navy hats with a script C on the hat standing for Chauncy.  The F.A.C.'s will be playing Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday nights at the Dugout in west Davenport.  The schedule and roster will appear on the site soon so everyone can follow along.  The Classic Chauncy is a tribute to the Chauncywire which was started during last season,when most of the team was still part of the Swingers.  The now legendary Coach had the intuition to assemble one of the most anticipated teams in recent years.  Coach went out and got Brad, Nick, Duane, Dakota, and Bill from the Swingers.  He also recruited new talent with the like of Adam, Alex, Ben, Ryan, Carl, Tad, Sean, Timothy, PJ, and Matt.  Player profiles will be available to help the fans get the correct autographs.  The season starts April 29th, but no word yet on gametime.  The schedule will be released to the manager at midnight on Friday, April 25th, and to the rest of the world on Saturday, April 26th. 
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