#87   Ben "Killer B" Riessen  1B
Rumors have been flying around about this rookie first baseman.  He is working on his hitting after a very poor showing in his first spring workout.  "Yeah, he missed like 30 balls in a row in the cage.  We left after that.  I thought that we should end the pain and go back to the basics.  On the plus side he is solid at firstbase.  His scouting report says that he has firstbase experience, just not for softball.  I am sure that he will make an easy transition," Big Wank Skeezie.  Ben is hoping to work all of the kinks out of his swing before opening day.  Riessen is also expected to add humor to the team through his comments and his play.  Ben rounds out an all-star cast that expects to have some fun and some beer.  "I heard about the team only a few weeks ago, so I though that I would go and try out.  I was surprised
to find out that there were no try outs but just a bunch of guys sitting around a table playing euchre and drinking beer.  I knew then that this was my kind of team.  I just hope I don't get any arm cramps signing all of the shirts and boobies.  I hope some girl wants me to sign her boobies.  I like boobies."
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