#2   Tony "Pretty Tone" Neumann   C
The 2 is starting his third year in the league.  This youngster is quickly putting up hall of fame type numbers.  Tony is one of the most animated catchers in the league.  "It is always nice to see a catcher calling the pitches.  It's also nice to have someone shakin off the haters during the game.  The 1-2 combination is quite possibly the best battery in the league.  It's not often that you see two white guys going out there and just being white.  When asked if I think that Pretty Tone is the most intoxicated person in the league, I can only say I concur," The Colonel.  The team coach has been promising big things this year with all of the training he was been doing in the off-season.  Pretty Tone has been promising to join the 40-40 club this year, 40 homers and 40 cases of Miller Lite.  It's always easy to spot him out in the crowd by the 2 pitchers of Miller Lite next to him in the dugout.  "The dream has finally come true.  I team made of players playing for the love of the beverage and the thrill of the game.  With the team that management has assembled this year it looks like it could be a really fun summer.
This is the stuff that dreams are made of.  With the Team Chauncy website getting all the buzz going it is hard just waiting for the first game.  Make sure you come to the games with some protection because there have been rumors going around that an RSG carrier or two might be playing on some of the other teams."
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