#69   Tad "Tadders" Lincoln  IF/OF
				Tad is another youngster from the Divisional champion Farm Club team once coached by the 2.  This youngster is expected to be a utility man for the team.  He can fill in at second or anywhere in the outfield.  "The addition of Tad to the team is great.  We can always use someone who can play anywhere and knock out base hits.  Besides, we will also need someone to go get all of the homeruns I am going to hit," Big Nips.  Lincoln is a young rebel known for his basehitting ability.  Management is excited to have this young, fiesty kidon the team.  He
					may bring  some needed speed to the line-up.  "I know that I  was not called up for my power.  Hitting the long ball is not my game.  I only have to get to first, maybe second, and one of the other guys will knock me in with their power.  I am just here to pad the other guys' RBI totals.  Besides, I heard there were going to be chicks at the games.  Not the white-trash regulars, but actually good lookin' girls.  I only hope there are a few extra so I have a shot at one of them."
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