"Only the worst make it in..."

INDUCTEE #1: Essendon Football Club Comments: Who better for first inductee than the Essendon footy club? This group of cheaters somehow attract all Victorias' bandwagon jumpers!

INDUCTEE #2: Michael Long Comments: This wanka can't play without sticking his knees in opponent's heads. He runs around like a punce and taps the ball in front of himself to avoid any hard knocks.

INDUCTEE #3: Darkness Eternal. Comments: Go ahead and spook us, you fairies!

INDUCTEE #4: James Hird Comments: Congratulations to our fist female inductee!

INDUCTEE #5: AFL Umpires Assosiation Comments: Can they get any worse???

INDUCTEE #5: The Titans (AKA Team Kournikova) Comments: ....and they think they're gonna challenge TEAM PUMP.

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