Strangest occurrence: The fact that my wheelwell gap is about 3" bigger than most stock gaps. Believe me, I've even taken out a ruler. I think the previous owner installed Rancho's.

Other, smaller oddities: -The eternally squeaking hatch (and yes, I know all the little tricks).
-The little hairs that the last owner's dog left on the passenger seat that simply will not come out (must have been a yellow lab).
-The fact that my wheelwell rust spread faster than a case of herpes through the Crow household.

Random Comments: I must admit, it took quite a while before King Weirdo made me a believer. But now that I believe, I notice yellow-based terror everywhere.

Updates: 4/3/00 - Someone threw a rock into my driver's side window. Never found out who.

4/7/00 - I fixed the broken window today. Six hours later, at 1am, someone else broke into the car. My father heard it, woke me up, and I chased the bastard down the street until he got into a car. Never got a plate #, and the cops wouldn't fingerprint. They said something about not being able to pull prints off of yellow paint. Just my luck. Nothing was stolen, but I've now had two windows broken in five days.

5/6/00 - Got tires installed yesterday at VIP Auto. They like to tighten their lugs really tight. I like to take my rims off to put on race tires. Apparently my studs like to crack in half and prohibit me from racing. God I hate my car.