Space Shuttle explosion suspects believed to be heading to Australia.

Sunday 2 Feb 2003 9:45 GMT: Washington DC - The FBI has given details of the three supects who allegedly threw empty Guiness cans into the path of the space shuttle causing a catastrophic explosion on re-entry.      The three are believed to be part of an extremist fundamentalist organisation based in northern England. The F. O. B. (Fook Off Bastards) were last supected of causing  mass hysteria at one of Australia's most popular theme parks, "AMAZE-N-FUN" in 2001. Since then there have been no reported sightings.

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The most feared member of F.O.B. Lisa "Looney" Cannell, who has avoided arrest by impersonating a retard. As can be seen from the photograph, a very convincing impersonation.

A rare photograph of the spiritual leader of F.O.B. - Ray of Sunshine Cannell, seen here giving the sacred salute and praising all things Guinness. With him is Kathlean Cannell,  the brains of the organisation.

Witness accounts of these three suspects reign of terror in Liverpool (some have chosen to hide their identities for fear of retribution)

Fred XXXXX - Fish and Chip shop proprieter, Liverpool: " I owned my first chippy in London when the Kray brothers ran everything. I told the Krays to fuck off when they asked for protection. Last week Looney Lisa walked past my shop and the sheer terror caused me to have explosive diarrhoea!"

Luigi XXXXXXXXXX - Former collegue of Ray of Sunshine Cannell: " We never had any problems except when the Guinness ran out. I am unable to talk about what he did due to a mental block that my psychiatrist says may never be unlocked. Although physically, my anus is exactly the same size as an empty Guinness can"

Father Roy XXXXXX - Catholic Archbishop, Liverpool: " I find it hard to enjoy choirboys now that my testicles have been made into earrings"

Mrs. Mabel XXXXX - former School Teacher Liverpool: "I had to give up a career in Teaching after pointing out to Ray that Guinness is not the only drink."