Greed is good !! Greed is right !!! Greed works !!!
Grub first, then ethics.
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Half of what I know will be obsolete in five years -- I'd like to know which half.
Handwritten on a condom machine: "This gum tastes funny.!"
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
Hard work must have killed someone !!!
Have an adequate day.
Have you ever dated anyone because you were too lazy to committ suicide?
Have you seen Quasimoto? I have a hunch he's back.
He who hestitates is constipated.
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
Give me levity, or give me death.
Go Lemmings, Go !!!!
God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have to
make it
upwardly compatible.
God, in his bounty and generosity, always creates more horse's asses
than
there
are horses to attach them to.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
"Good morning" is a contradiction in terms.
Good things may come to those who wait, but all the really excellent
stuff
will be
gone by then.
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Wll wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so
important
to know
what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
Always yield to temptation. It may never return.
Ambivalent?? Well, yes and no.
And on the 8th Day, God said..."Murphy !!! Take over !!! and on the
seventh
day, He exited from Windows.
Are crop circles the work of a cereal killer?
Aim Low, Reach your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
"When you let go of what you are, you become what you might be."
and a few taglines
Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap out crude rhythms for
bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt stars."
I can't grow up - I'm too old!
I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to
touch them ! Then she started screaming, 'MY EYES ! MY EYES ! and ruined
the mood.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
I don't get even. I get odder.\
I don't mind being in touch with reality, so long as I don't have to pay the phone bill.
I don't mind getting older..I just mind having aging children.
I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there.
I don't want to die....existence is one of my strong points.
