Are you Canadian?
You might be if...
- You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
- You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk".
- You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
- You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
- You drink pop, not soda.
- You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
- You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.
- You can drink legally while still a teen.
- You know that francophones and anglophones are not electronic devices.
- You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel to and has good cigars.
- When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
- You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and you don't want to know if he has!
- You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
- You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawer.
- You know that Mounties "don't always dress like that."
- You read rather than scanned this list.
- You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
- You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
- Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sew-on.
- Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you probably don't have a Canadian passport.
- You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
- You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
- You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
- You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
- You know what a tuque is.
- You know Toronto is not a province.
- You drink Moosehead beer because of the moose.
- Backbacon is a food group.
- You laugh afterward at some U.S. citizen's lack of knowledge of Canadian geography, but you are too polite to correct them.
- You use a tennis ball more for road hockey than for tennis.
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Last modified June 11, 2004 by
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