| Sheik Teddy's All Time Harem |
| As a Saudi Prince I would add these women to my harem. |
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| Ashley Judd - I like Ashley. She's very fresh and blonde. Upon reflection, there's probably no chick I'd like to hang out with more. She would probably gain the title of "Queen of the Harem". Nice smile, nice legs, and a healthy dose of hillbilly. Yee haaaw. |
| Bridgette Wilson - Man, she is hot. I like her a lot. I am incapable of typing while thinking about her. I liked her in Nixon. Ex- Miss Teen USA...and it shows. Right now she'd be ranked # 1. |
| Gwyneth Paltrow - I really like this girl. What redeeming qualities she possesses. Blonde, tall and thin, nice smile, fair skin, and a good actress. She would def. be in my top three. I think we'd get along pretty well. I think I'd actually put her in the top spot (subject to change) of course. |
| Cameron Diaz - Half Cuban, Half Irish. Very nice blonde and good actress. |
| .Julia Roberts - Old and slightly annoying but I still like her. |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt - Hate how sugary-sweet she is. Very plain looking really. Still worth adding. |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar - The cookiest looking girl to make it big. Hardly worth being on here, but she does look good at times. Buffy and Cruel Intentions get her on the list. |
| Vivien Leigh - Used to be my favorite actress. Prefer her southern accent to her British one. In terms of beauty, I put Scarlett in the Top 3. |
| Rita Hayworth - Loved her as Gilda. Shame she's dead, but in her prime she would have been a certain Number 1 lock. Exudes beauty and charm...rare in Tinseltown these days. |
| Salma Hayek - Beautiful Mexican actress. Top 5. |
| Milla Jovovich - Ukranian CK model/actress. 5th Element. Very, very nice. |
| Princess Merit - Norwegian princess. |
| Marilyn Monroe - What can you really say? Beautiful All-American girl and nice person murdered by the Kennedy crime family. |
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