dystopia            

"a dystopian wasteland, where all logic ends...abandon all hope ye who enter here"



This is my weird page.  I'm gonna put weird stuff here.  It will only be of interest to people who are very strange.  Here goes:

Rasputin was born in Tobolsk, Siberia.   

HANS GRUBER - Alan Rickman.  "Benefits of a classical education"  "unfortunately your mr. takagi did not see it our way- so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life"

Remember Mr. Noseybonk?
You need to see the Hawking video "brief history of time"

Want to hear someone who talks weird?
Call Joe Mooney at 609-393-2444.  He's a weird realtor.

the british zorro  adiosmf 
i'm sick of seeing maria bartiromo every day.  old owl eyes i call her.
she'd be cooler if she didn't marry 4 money.
social engineering varangian guard thane 24,000 gallons avgas north 80, south 60
walter carlos and wendy carlos - one and the same really.  he/she wrote clockwork orange soundtrack.  alex whistles it when walking home. 
mindflayer named lord derelith.  lord derilith, lord deralith

built for speed?    ever filled in a slambook.   bollocks again and again.  mad cow disease.

i got into MIT, albeit thru a 'backdoor'.  ping sweep, portflash, enter.

cult of the dead mouse 
Jim Gaffigan doing the Manatee.

Download voice modulation software.

She said yes - The Cassie Bernall story.  she should have said "don't shoot me eric"

BMW VIN Numbers

Yard messed up?  Get the Ortho Problem Solver

Gypsy Gypsies Gipsy Gipsies  Roma Caravan Kalyi Tag Movi Shej Sabina

Man I love camping.  steel melts at 1472 degrees Fahrenheit.
On the back of the one dollar bill, there's a man hiding in the bushes.

VARANGIAN GUARD - Viking bodyguards in Constantinople
Bejesus

where were u when o.j. was found not guilty?
where were u when the WTC fell down?
where were you when the space shuttle blew up?

forward kwenda has changed my life.

hakk black hat daemon refresh  gonna have to face it you're addicted to love  2000 zero zero
1999 oops outta time 

lord khyron and azonia.  frank puma, kasper hauser,


Sir Lawrence Wildman "Larry Wildman" played by Terence Stamp,
is based on Sir Gordon White of Hanson PLC

Gekko, Bud Fox, Bud Dwyer, the limey, pagoda troop, sas, 22nd regiment, andy mcnab,
bravo two zero, immediate action...the coolest books.
almost like...sven hassell or sven hassel.
OGPU Prison, Blitzfreeze, Court Martial, Comrades of War, Reign of Terror.
nkvd

warning!  this site contains words like "it" and "the", if you are offended by these words, please do not enter this site!     adiosmf license plate  orange mechanique  slambook  lord khyron  moloko vellocet  maria bartiromo sue hererra  2600 mmdc jackson steinem  badly packed kebab  vasili zaitsev  pagoda troop  great bolshy yarblokos  north south glick burnett, beamer.

STRANGE RAMBLINGS

aston birmingham ozzy balck sabbath iommi tony fingers spaghetti junction brum brummie virtual-brum.co.uk pylon concrete jungle dirty grey buildings mess view from the m1 view from the m6  going to wapping?  urban75  nux wormwood woomwood scrubs  rock vegas gold dust woman dick mc kocken  desert eagle .50 replica gta3 psx ps2 metaspy alan partridge brilliant lord ralph ted yes, sor.  fish, sor.  tomato ted obergine your potato wife's trunip dead.  tomato sorry.  bono estente channel 9 scorchio boutros-boutros ghali mondeo car of the year 2002 bmw rocky run michael's pub last chance saloon gl shacks otto von bismarck battleship potemkin

The Sergeant Curse


Marilyn Merlot


Lawrence Booth Guiteau Schrank Zangara Torresela Oswald Fromme Moore Hinckley

Movi Shej Sabina    Bruegel Bosch  Okra Winfrey  wuh duh fuh Paxil Xanax Southern Comfort Whiskey Sour  Lancelot Galahad Tristam Green Knight Hanged Man

The Triumph of Death   Bruegel Breugel Hans Holbein

Raphael von Richtofen puff puff give zoloft
Bejesus!  Refuse Resist

Who's the King of Kings?
Before Abraham was, was who?
Who's the first and the last?

Summer is nice at Millstream.  millstreamgirls           mississippi fred mcdowell - jesus on the mail line
tabrobot                            just like when ezekiel sw the wheel interset the wheel.
SOCIAL ENGINEERING    Commodore 64 - Ultima II, Karataka, Beach Head, Silent Service

Raconteur  Chantuse Chanteuse  Absinthe Drinker.  I like to drink Sterno, Sterno drinker  Hoecakes
Leadebelly 1888 Mooringsport, La  "My Friend Blind Lemon"   Dimitrius Underwood- hope u get better
"When you dance with the devil; you wait for the music to stop"     Varagian Guard Grand Vizier
Ever run out of gas?  Tell me the story.      Rae Carruth - hiding in the trunk, peace to rae  english carnival metaspy

killing ghost,  brown wing,  breaking up,  runs against something when crawling
August 18, 1862 Great Sioux Massacre

Nux Vomica  vivisimo  hollywood hills   Conrad Knight's socks 
I demand to have some booze.
gta3  grand theft auto 3  k jah k-jah
yep, i work for Tony Cipriani
rush rush to the yayo - blondie - giorgio moroder  -  push it to the limit scarface
she's on fire.    Humber Sceptre Moggie Minor Morris Minor  Hillman Imp   
I, ROBOT  ROBOTNIK
Dacotah Dakota  mississippi riverboat tramp steamer  lord dunluce  ghost sites  roman army legionnaires  yippee you can't se me but i can you.   Grigory Rasputin Gregori Rasputin Gregory Rasputin  Von Werra Spaggieri Bank Col. Nindofa Colonel Nindofa Endofa  Juan Pablo Escobar  Moon Bounce Mangosuthu Buthelezi  Dick McKocken 

Uruguay Paducah Zimbabwe Mozambique Rancho Cucamongo Bora Bora Katmandu Hipster Skamakowitz Mysoginist Octogenarian Beelzebub Phlebotomist Otorhinolaryncology Flautist Beeblebrox High-Falutin' Aspersion Digginit Discombobulate Obsterperous Pecksniffian Gymnophilia Polyphiloprogenitive Monotonous Melancholy Geocentric Orthogonalization Lilliputian Homogenized OnomatopoeiaUnctousMorphagenisis Debauchery Osculation Transfinite Phantasmagorical Things Rhutabega Wankle-Rotary Engine Catamaran Fandango Van Allen Belt Poinsettia Sphygmomanometer Follicle Medulla Oblongata  Chimichanga Phylactery Opiate Zarf Loofa Zamboni Fructose Werepteranodon Scumidibigidibum Methylchloroisothiazolinone Borborygmy Krankenwagon Bongo Megaphone Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. Winky Tinky Ha Ha Hut Competitive Inhibition Eschew Obfuscations Kizinti Oligopoly Juxtapostition Duma Slepitchka Qatar Antidisestablishmentarianism Heebee Jeebees Tomfoolery Shenanigans Acrophilia Palindrome

IN TERMS OF HOOPS - I AM THE WHITE ALLEN IVERSON. 
AS AN ACTOR I HAVE BEEN COMPARED TO THE WHITE DENZEL WASHINGTON
I'M THE WHITE ICE-T
THE VANILLA GORILLA
THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
THE LANDLORD OF THE LANDFILL
I AM POETRY IN MOTEN
I AM THE WHITE BABY JORDAN, THE WHITE MICHAEL JORDAN,
I'M THE WHITE LENNOX LEWIS, THE WHITE BIG DADDY KANE, THE WHITE Q-TIP, THE WHITE HOOLIGAN FROM BROOKLYN, THE WHITE METHOD MAN, THE WHITE GENIUS, THE WHITE GZA, THE WHITE RZA, THE WHITE ODB, THE WHITE U-GOD  it's off the rizzle fo shizzle dizzle snoop dogg keepin' it real keepin' it sleazy eazy ain't no thing but a chicken wing dig?  he might be a prophet i'm going to heaven i'm on my journey
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