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Some of these jokes aren't appriate for young people ,just a little pre-warning! |
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A man and A woman was in a crowded lift waiting for their level. By an accident the man elbowed the woman and after said 'I'm sorry. But if your heart is as soft as your boob you'll forgive me and the woman replied 'and If you dick as as hard as your elbow I'm in room 113. |
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Q: Why was the washing machine sarcastic?
A: Because It took the piss outta her knickers |
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A man walked into a bar and asked for any case of beer except 'Schlitz'
'Why not schlitz?' Asked the barman.
'Because When I drink Schlitz I keep blowing chunks'
The barman replied 'No matter what beer you drink you'll still blow chunks.
Man: No,no you don't understand Chunks is my pet dog. |
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A woman puts an advertisement in the dating section of her local newspaper looking for a boyfriend it inculded 'Looking for a man with these qualifications: Won't beat me up,won't run away from me and is great in bed'
She got lots of calls but then one day Her door bell rang she opened it to see a man with no arms and legs looking at her ,he said 'Hi I saw your ad in the newspaper. I have no arms so I won't beat you and no legs so I won't run away'
The woman said 'And what makes you think your good in bed?'
The man replied 'I rang the doorbell,didn't i?' |
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MORE JOKES COMING V SOON! |
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BACK THAT BOOTY UP or in other word bak to main page! |
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