Moe(Mar) Jokes
Hue Jass
Bart : "Can I speak to Mr. Jass? First name Hue."
Moe : "Huge Ass? Somebody check the men's room for a Huge Ass!"
Hue : "I'm Hue Jass."
Moe : "Phone call."
Hue :"Hello".
Bart : "Um I'll level with you. This is a crank call that backfired."
Hue : "What a nice little boy."
Ivanna Tinkle
Laura : "Hi can I speak to a Mrs. Tinkle? First name..."
Bart (whispers): "Ivanna."
Laura : "Ivanna?"
Moe : "Ivanna Tinkle? Ivanna Tinkle? Everybody put down your glasses, Ivanna Tinkle"!
I. P Freely
Bart : " Hello can I speak to a Mr. Freely first initials I. P"?
Moe : " I.P. Freely. Hey everybody look at me I. P Freely. "
Bart and Lisa [ whisper ] : "Ha ha ha" .
Amanda Huggenkiss
Bart: " Hi can I speak to a Mrs. Huggenkiss. First name Amanda"?
Moe: " A man to hug and kiss.Why can't I find a man to hug and kiss"?
Barney : " Maybe your standerds are to high".
Moe's Bar:" Ha ha ha ha ha ha".
Bart :" Ha ha ha ha ha ha".
B.O. Problem
Bart:"Can I speak to a Mrs. OProblem? First initial B".
Moe:"B.O Problem . Hey everybody do I have a B.O Problem"?
Barney:"You sure do Moe"!
Moe's Bar:"Ha ha ha ha ha".
Bart:"Ha ha ha ha ha".
Seymore Butts
Bart:"Hello can I speak to a Mr.Butts? First name Seymore".
Moe:"Uh Seymore Butts. hey everybody I want a Seymore Butts"!
Bart;"Ha ha ha ha ha".
Mia Buttreeks
Bart:"Hello can I speak to a Mrs.Buttreeks? First name Mia."?
Moe:"Mia Buttreeks.Hey everybody look at me, Mia Buttreeks"!
Moe's Bar:"ha ha ha ha ha".
Bart:"Ha ha ha ha ha.".
Anita Bath
Bart:"Hello can I speak to a Mrs.Bath. First name Anita?"
Moe:"Anita Bath everybody anita Bath".
Bart:"Ha ha ha".
Oliver Clothesoff