©1975, MTM Enterprises
"Who makes the fog surrounding the Golden Gate simply disappear?
Who makes the warning bells on the cable cars play "The Gang's All Here"?
Who charms the crabs of Fisherman's Warf right our of their shells?
Who lights the lamps of Chinatown just by walking in view?
Phyllis, Phyllis, Phylllis,
It sure isn't you!"