Sexual Perversity in Chicago

Season two: Episode 18

CAST

Adam Arkin Aaron Shutt
Hector Elizondo Phillip Waters
Dennis Hancock Vondie Curtis-Hall
Kate Austin Christine Lahti
Danny Nyland Thomas Gibson
John Sutton Jamey Sheridan
Camille Shutt Roxanne Hart
Billy Kronk Peter Berg
Diane Grad Jayne Brook
Robert Lawrence

SUMMARY: Aaron is propositioned by a male colleague, A friend of Austin's is accused of rape and Kronk and Grad help a sexually inept couple.

At the nurses station Camille is reading a chart. Phillip walks up behind her to hand another chart over.

PHILLIP: Cubicle Two, CBC, SMA, right upper quad, ultrasound, a.s.a.p.

CAMILLE: What are you doing here?

PHILLIP: Treating patients

CAMILLE: It's just that, it been a while since I've seen you out of the suit. What with all the paperwork and board meetings

PHILLIP: Camille, I am a Doctor

COMILLE: Yes, of course

Danny Nyland walks over

DANNY: Phillip, what are you doing here?

PHILLIP: I'm a Doctor, damn it, a Doctor!

Phillip shows her his ID as a patient is wheeled in

PARAMEDIC: We need a Doctor

DANNY: Knock yourself out

PARAMEDIC: Drowning, jumped off Navy Pier on a dare, she's not breathing

PHILLIP: O.K., Cubicle Four. Intubation tray, ABG, warming blanket, all right, lets go, come on

Danny moves to assist Phillip

A man wanders in and bumps into Camille who goes to move him back out. He turns around to reveal a knife in his back.

CAMILLE: I'm sorry Sir, you'll have to wait outside

MAN: Oh, I'm sorry but I can't seem to reach this

CAMILLE: Oh my God! Phillip, Need your help

Phillip runs over and grabs the man's other arm

PHILLIP: Gurney! All right, try and stay with us now, Sir, what's your name?

MAN: Kyle Mitchell. I'm a Doctor. I think I've got a punctured lung. Blood type AB positive

PHILLIP: All right, We'll take care of you Dr. Mitchell. All right, I'll need a chest X-ray, notify the blood bank, I'll need an OR Stat.

As the chaos continues a woman walks in. She goes over to Nyland.

WOMAN: I've been raped

DANNY: Ah, Camille, need you over here, Ventilate at 100%, get an ABC set the blanket at 38 degrees, warm with saline

Danny turns back to the drowning victim leaving Camille with the rape victim

WOMAN: Can you hear me? My name Megan Stanard and I've been raped.

DANNY (to Camille) Get Miss Stanard into five, you'll need a rape kit

The stabbed man is wheeled past on a gurney

CAMILLE: Miss Stanard?

MEGAN: That's him

CAMILLE: What?

MEGAN: That's the man, stop, do something. That man he raped me. That's the man who raped me

OPENING CREDITS

PHILLIP IS WORKING ON THE KNIFE VICTIM IN AN O.R. Kate enters

KATE: Phillip, what are you doing here?

PHILLIP: I was down ...stairs...never mind. I'm assisting

"Sexual Feeling" is playing as they work. Kate leans over to see his face and does a double take.

KATE: Kyle? Is this Kyle Mitchell?

PHILLIP: Yes, you know him?

KATE: Oh my God! we go back to med school. Wasn't for him I would have flunked my histology final. How'd this happen anyway?

PHILLIP: Well, word from the ER is, he raped a woman

KATE: Oh, come on, that's crazy.

PHILLIP: An old flame?

KATE: Phillip, contrary to popular opinion I do not sleep with all of my colleagues. Suction. Jeez! Some woman accuses Kyle and he's labeled a rapist. Kronk accuses me of sexual harassment, I'm labeled a slut!

PHILLIP: That's not what you're labeled

KATE: What?

They start to bicker over the patient

PHILLIP: All right, since you brought it up. I'd really rather the sexual harassment suit not go to trial.

KATE: Talk to Kronk about it, he's the one who started it

PHILLIP: I was hoping you'd finish it. I'm sure an apology ...

KATE: Oh please!

PHILLIP: The way you've treated him ...

KATE: No! Forget about it! I don't owe him an apology for anything

PHILLIP: The way you're behavior towards staff has made you a lot of enemies. Now, if that's what you want then fine, but if you're intent on burning bridges I'll back you just so far. Let's go

KATE: Then what, Phillip? Retract, lets go

PHILLIP: I'll be in your favor, just swallow your pride on this one

Kate withdraws the knife and offers it to Phillip

KATE: Here, just wipe it off. Use it on my back

AARON IS AT THE CANDY MACHINE eating sweets and watching Candy Strippers with interest. A young resident, Robert Lawrence, walks over and calls his name. startling him.

ROBERT: Dr. Shutt? Dr. Shutt! Robert Lawrence, third year resident. General surgery. I did a rotation with you last June. Um, I don't want to take up a lot of your time but I've been working in vascular and I realize that, well, I think that Neurosurgery is where I really wanna be

AARON ( in silly Voice) Oh, well, Neurosurgery's been very, very good to me

They both laugh and walk together

ROBERT: Well, I was hoping maybe we could ah, I could take you out to lunch and, I could pick your brain?

AARON: Ah, ha ha , very Punny!

ROBERT: Sorry

AARON: Well, ah, as it happens I just happen to have lunch free today

ROBERT: O.K., how about 12:30?

AARON: I'll meet you at my office

ROBERT: Great, great. Thanks Dr. Shutt

IN DIANE'S LAB BILLY is arguing with her.

BILLY: it'll only take a few minutes

DIANE: No

BILLY: Diane, what is the big deal!

DIANE: I don't have a few minutes, you're blocking my light!

BILLY: Look, you diagnosed this guy's cellulitis, All right, I think he feels some kind of a bond with you

DIANE: So I saved his hand, I can't be responsible for his marriage too

BILLY: Well, ever since he had his heart-attack ...

DIANE: He had a heart-attack?

BILLY: Yeah, about 3 months ago. On his wedding day. Wife thinks it's her fault. He was carrying her across the threshold.

DIANE: Oh boy

BILLY: Let's just say that she's a wide load. Anyway, Mr. Stuart and his wife specifically asked for us, they asked for you and they asked for me

DIANE: No

BILLY: I don't exactly want to play Dr. Ruth to Jack Sprat here, but ...

DIANE: So tell them you don't know the facts of life

BILLY: Oh, come on. Just this one thing. I'll never ask you for any thing else

DIANE: You'll stay out of my lab? You'll leave me alone?

BILLY: Yeah, you'll never catch me down here again.

IN BILLY'S OFFICE they all sit and talk

MRS STUART: Well, um, can we, you know, have IT?

MR STUART: What Marge here is, um, what is the safest way since I've had my heart-attack?

MRS STUART: Yeah, and I have some arthritis in both of my hips

They are both talking at once. She thinks he should be on top, he doesn't know the best position. They seem very worried to get it right

BILLY: O.K, I think we get your meaning

MR STUART: Can you help us?

DANNY AND CAMILLE ARE TALKING IN THE ER

DANNY: She took a shower? That was smart

CAMILLE: Well, it's the first thing I would want to do if I was raped

DANNY: I understand that but it washes away the evidence

CAMILLE: Who are you? Syprillis?

DANNY: Look, I'd just like to see this woman get every chance of getting this guy, that's all, if he even did it

A plain clothed cop is questioning the Megan as Camille walks in

COP: You met him at "Malone's"?

MEGAN: Yeah, he, um, brought me a drink and offered to drive me home

COP: And you accepted a ride from a stranger?

MEGAN: Well, he seemed a nice guy, I mean ... are you gonna arrest me for taking a ride?

COP: Lets Calm down

MEGAN: No. The guy who raped me is in this hospital. Now, you shouldn't be questioning me, you should be arresting him!

CAMILLE: Do you have to do this now?

COP: Are you her Doctor?

CAMILLE: No, I'm not

COP: Then, yeah, I do. Megan, did you receive any money from this man.

CAMILLE: What kind of a question is that?

COP: Could you stay out of this

Camille walks over to the desk in disgust but continues to listen

COP: Miss Stanard, did Dr. Mitchell pay you?

MEGAN: Do you think I'm a whore?

COP: We just need to be sure we're not dealing with a business dispute

MEGAN: I'm not a whore! He was a cute guy who offered to drive me home, I mean, it was cold and I didn't wanna wait for the bus

COP: O.K. So what happened next?

MEGAN: Well, we got back to my apartment and I asked him to come in. At first everything seemed fine but ... then he started grabbing me and I tried to fight but he pinned me down and he started doing it. At night, my mum always told me to keep a knife by my bed so I grabbed it and ... and

CAMILLE: It's all right Megan

MEGAN: I stabbed him. If I had to do it over ... I would stab him again

CAMILLE: Could you give her a minute

COP: Just a few more questions

CAMILLE: Just on lousy minute!

AT DR HANCOCK'S CLINIC DR JOHN SUTTON is examining a patient, a young woman

FLORI: Where is Dr. Hancock?

JOHN: Oh, I'm just helping out. Your lymph nodes are swollen

FLORI: The clinic looks nice. There was so much damage from the explosion. Your hands are warm

JOHN: Well, it's probably just a simple infection. How long has your throat been hurting?

FLORI: Two weeks

JOHN: No fever, no cough?

FLORI: some

JOHN: O.K. Open wide. Well, it's looking pretty nasty back there. O.K, ah, this may feel a little uncomfortable to you, might make you gag

FLORI: Oh, I don't gag, not since I've had my tonsils out

JOHN: O.K. So you're in school?

FLORI: Yeah, I'm a freshman

JOHN: North Western?

FLORI: No, St. Agatha

JOHN: High School?

FLORI: I'm 14

JOHN: Funny you look ....

THEY BOTH SAY: Older!

FLORI: Yeah, everyone says that. Oh, can I get some condoms? Dr. Hancock always gives them to me

JOHN: He does, does he?

FLORI: Uh-huh

BILLY IS BACK IN DIANE'S LAB

BILLY: Diane?

DIANE: You promised to leave me alone

BILLY: Come on, you saw how the Stuart's were

DIANE: Billy, I'm an Infectious Disease Specialist, I'm not a sex therapist! This is your case

BILLY: Why are you so uptight about sex?

DIANE: I ... I'm ... uh ... I'm not uptight .... uptight?

BILLY: Yeah

DIANE: All you need to do is to find a position that ... you know...minimalizes exertion

BILLY: That's exactly what I was thinking

He places a book on her desk and taps it

DIANE: "The Tao of Sexual Pleasure"?

BILLY: Uh-huh. Position No.19, goat facing tree. Won't put pressure on her hips, he can relax in a chair the entire time

DIANE: Good

BILLY: No 12. Phoenix holding a chicken

Diane laughs, as Billy turns pages

BILLY: For use when the female is larger than the male

DIANE: Uh-huh

BILLY: Then there's always No.26. Autumn Dog

DIANE: Oh, God. That can't be done

BILLY: Been there, done that! Jealous?

DIANE: Oh yeah, uh-huh, real jealous! Actually No.19 looks about right

BILLY: Yeah, you can't go wrong with good old 19. However my personal favorite ...

DIANE: Oh, spare me! Interesting book

BILLY: Yeah?

DIANE: Well, have fun with the Stuart's

BILLY: Yeah, listen I... ah ...I really need your help here, please

DIANE: All right Billy, all right but I mean it this time! Do not try sucking me into something like this again

BILLY: Deal

MEGAN IS SITTING, DRESSED, IN WAITING CHAIRS. She is rocking back and forth holding her head. Camille notices and asks Danny about it.

CAMILLE: What's Megan Stanard doing back?

DANNY: Camille, I've had a GI bleeder, two asthma exacerbation's, and a gun shot wound in the last hour. Sorry I can't keep track!

He walks away and Camille goes over to Megan

CAMILLE: Miss Stanard? We sent you home, are you all right?

MEGAN: I don't know, I've got this headache. I'm so afraid to go home. I know it's really stupid. Everything just feels so unsafe. I don't know what to do. I'm so afraid he's gonna come back, I mean, what if he's still alive and he's waiting for me, I mean, did I kill him? Ow, my head hurts so much

CAMILLE: I'm gonna go upstairs and see what happened, you wait right here. Dr. Nyland will order you a cat-scan for your headache. I'll only be a moment

Camille goes looking for Danny

CAMILLE: Oh, Danny, we need to order a cat-scan

DANNY: I beg your pardon?

CAMILLE: Well, Megan Stanard has a headache

DANNY: Well she was fine earlier and a headache doesn't qualify as an emergency and, Camille, she has no insurance

CAMILLE: Look Danny ...

DANNY: Look, Camille, I know she's been through a horrible experience ...

CAMILLE: Just pretend I'm Aaron or Phillip, someone important and order the scan!

She walks away leaving Danny standing there.

AT HANCOCK'S CLINIC Sutton's questioning Dennis about Flori

JOHN: You're giving condoms to 14 year olds?

DENNIS: If they're sexually active

JOHN: You're promoting permiscuality in children

DENNIS: I'm promoting safe sex for adolescents, what's this about?

JOHN: Flori Hornandez. Somebody better tell her father about what's going on

DENNIS: That'll be hard. Died a year ago

JOHN: Then tell who ever it was, came picked her up

DENNIS: Tall guy, thin. Looks about thirty

JOHN: Yeah

DENNIS: Pablo. Her boyfriend

JOHN: Boyfriend? He's twice her age. Where's her mother in all this?

DENNIS: Pablo lives with Flori and Mrs. Hornandez. Helps with the food & rent

JOHN: Dennis, uh, I'm having a tough time believing you don't have a problem with this

DENNIS: No. I got a big problem with it. There's not a lot I can do, believe me, I've tried. I've had extensive discussions with all of them. Especially about safe sex

JOHN: You think that helps?

DENNIS: Yeah

JOHN: Yeah, well think again! Gram-stains from Flori's throat culture. How may 14 year olds do you know have gonorrhea of the throat?

THE COP HAS BEEN QUESTIONING DR MITCHELL. As he leaves the room, Camille walks over to him

CAMILLE: Did you arrest him?

COP: Can't make an arrest without some sort of proof. Evidence

CAMILLE: What about the rape kit?

COP: Hasn't shown anything. Right now it's her word against his and frankly, his is more reliable

CAMILLE: Because he's a rich, successful Dr.? I know a lot of doctors like that. They can be just as dishonest as the next person

COP: This woman frequents dive bars, goes home with strange men, you don't question her story?

CAMILLE: So he's free

COP: As a bird

Camille stands looking at Dr. Mitchell through the glass and Kate walks up.

KATE: Do you want something, Camille?

Camille glares at her and walks away. Kate enters the room

KATE: Hey

KYLE: Kate

KATE: Kyle, how ya feeling?

KYLE: I've been better. Some nut stabbed me

KATE: I know. I removed the knife

KYLE: I couldn't have asked for a better surgeon

KATE: Let's have a look

KYLE: O.K. You heard what happened?

KATE: Not exactly, but, ah, your right. She's gotta be completely nuts

KYLE: You didn't hear what she said?

KATE: Kyle, it's O.K. You don't have to tell me

KYLE: Listen

KATE: No, it's all right

KYLE: Listen, she's accusing me of raping her

KATE: I heard

KYLE: This woman, Megan, she asked me to take her home from the bar. It was someplace to stop on my way from the hospital. I didn't feel like going home to an empty house

KATE: Oh, I know that feeling

KYLE: Anyway, she said that she didn't want to wait for he bus

KATE: All right

KYLE: So, when we get to her place she offered me coffee and the next thing you know ... it was completely concentual, only afterwards she asked me for money. I had no idea she was a hooker. So I told her, No. I headed for the door and that's when she went crazy. She came at me with a knife.

KATE: God, it must have been so scary

KYLE: That detective who questioned me says I'm lucky to be alive

KATE: All right, I want you to get some rest and I am going to make sure that the nurses and the police leave you alone

KYLE: Thank you Kate

IN BILLY'S OFFICE the Stuart's examine the book that Billy has given them. Diane paces while Billy leans against the door frame.

DIANE: Because of the weakened muscle, your heart can work against only so much pressure, it's called after-load.

BILLY: I don't think they care about After-load

DIANE: You want to minimize after-load and oxygen consumption. That's what you want to do

BILLY: You are loosing them

DIANE: You asked for my help on this

MRS STUART: Oh my God (looking at a diagram)

BILLY (looking over her shoulder) O.K, now this one I would not recommend on a full stomach, no!

DIANE: Dr. Kronk and I ... we marked the positions that we feel are safest, so, um.. if you don't have any questions? Why don't you take the book home

MR STUART: Ah, Dr. Kronk, can I have a moment with you alone?

BILLY: Sure

BILLY AND MR STUART GO TO ANOTHER OFFICE

BILLY: What's on your mind Mr. Stuart?

MR STUART: I just, ah, I'm, ah, I'm, I wanted to ... ahem, you see ...ah ..I've never done it!

BILLY: Done what

MR STUART: It

BILLY: It?

MR STUART: It

BILLY: It!

MR STUART: IT!

AT HANCOCK'S CLINIC the Hornandez family is discussing Flori's results in Dennis' office

PABLO: I've been completely faithful to Flori, I swear

MRS HORNANDEZ: Dr. Dennis, I know Pablo. If he says my daughter is the only one he's been with, how can this be?

DENNIS: Sometimes with Gonorrhea people don't show symptoms for quite some time. Pablo could have been infected before he met Flori. You know, there are a lot of people who will criticize what all you are doing. Now, you know how I feel about it, I ...ah.. don't think this is the healthiest arrangement

PABLO: I wanna marry Flori, I told you how I feel

MRS HORNANDEZ: Pablo pays the rent and he makes Flori study, she listens to him, she doesn't listen to me

DENNIS: I just wanna be certain that we are doing what's best for Flori

MRS HORNANDEZ: I want that too, we all want that

DENNIS: Why don't you wait outside and I'll call you as soon as an exam room's open

BACK IN THE ER CAMILLE IS at the nurses station talking to Danny.

CAMILLE: You sent Megan for her Cat-Scan?

DANNY: Um, not yet

CAMILLE: Do you know where she is?

DANNY: I don't know, maybe she went home. The real question is, where have you been? We're swamped and instead of trying to find one patient, maybe ...

CAMILLE: Danny, don't you find it even slightly unjust that a rapist is upstairs being treated like royalty while his victim isn't even given the time of day?

DANNY: We even don't know if this is the guy, you're taking this too personally

CAMILLE: It is personal! Megan doesn't have insurance so she's ignored, I'm a nurse so I'm ignored ...

DANNY: Now you're being melodramatic

CAMILLE: You know where you can shove your melodrama!

CAMILLE STORMS OFF

AARON AND ROBERT ENTER AARON'S OFFICE. They are laughing and obviously just had lunch together.

AARON: ... and the hunter said,(in silly voice) "No, no. You misunderstood me, it wasn't then. It was just now when I went ROAR"

They both laugh at the joke. Aaron pulls a file from his drawer and hands it to Robert.

AARON: Anyway, this is just a rough draft, but ah, here's my proposal to study neuronal-regeneration

ROBERT: I can't wait to read it, ah, Dr. Shutt, the thing ...

AARON: Aaron, Aaron! Please

ROBERT: Aaron, um ... I'd really like to study under you

AARON: No-one studies under me, people study with me

ROBERT: Right

AARON: So, give this a read and, don't mind the spelling. I suffer from a little neuronal-degeneration, and get back to me

Robert goes to leave and the stop at the door. Robert reaches for Aaron's tie. Aaron's eyes bug out in surprise and Robert moves his hand up towards his shoulder. He hesitates, then leaves.

DIANE IS STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE STUARTS. She is talking with Mrs. Stuart while Billy is talking to Mr. Stuart in the other room.

DIANE: Your Husbands' a virgin?

MRS STUART: Uh-huh, he said he wanted to wait for the right girl, do you think that's odd?

DIANE: No, no lots of men his age have never had sex like ...

IN THE OTHER OFFICE BILLY and Mr. Stuart are having the same conversation

BILLY: ..... priests, ...

MR STUART: I know, it's just, what if I'm not any good at IT?

BILLY: Trust me, Mr. Stuart, it's the most natural thing in the world. You just gotta get crazy, rip off your clothes, jump into bed and ...

BACK WITH DIANE

DIANE: .....keep the lines of communication open, talking about what feels good and what feels bad ....

BACK TO BILLY

BILLY: ..... takes all the spontaneity out of it

MR STUART: So I shouldn't say a thing to her

BILLY: Well, if you're into that kind thing you can talk dirty to her. Tell her you want to ... ah...

DIANE IS FLOUNDERING TOO

DIANE: ... create an environment of trust and respect. You know it also helps doing romantic things together

MRS STUART: Like What?

DIANE: Well, like, you know, like walking along the shore, country picnics, watching ....

BILLY IS REALLY STARTING TO ENJOY HIMSELF

BILLY: .... adult Videos!

MR STUART: I've only seen one

BILLY: Trust me, sex is all about lust ...

DIANE IS LOOSING

DIANE: .... and love. The physical part is secondary.

BILLY & MR STUART COME OUT OF THE OFFICE AND Further down the corridor Diane comes out of the other one with Mrs. Stuart.

BILLY: All right, are you feeling better about this?

MR STUART: I think so

Mrs. Stuart hugs Diane

MRS STUART: You've been wonderful. Thank you so much. All right sweetie, set?

MR STUART: Goodbye, Dr. Kronk

Billy & Mr. Stuart shake hands and then the Stuart's walk away with their arms around each other. Diane and Billy look at each other then walk away in different directions. Megan can be seen staggering around in the background.

AT HANCOCK'S CLINIC FLORI AND PABLO ARE NECKING. John Sutton walks past with another patients and sees. He starts shouting at Pablo.

JOHN: Hey, hey! Get off that girl Mister!

John rips Pablo off Flori and slams him against the wall.

JOHN: This is a Doctor's office and she's a minor

PABLO: What the hell are you talking about? Why don't you stay the hell out of my business!

JOHN: Your business? Why don't you go rob somebody else's cradle

PABLO: I'm doing it because she likes it

JOHN: Likes it?

PABLO: Yeah

John punches Pablo and Dennis runs over.

DENNIS: Hey, hey John ... John

In Dennis's office John & Dennis argue.

DENNIS: What the hell is going on here?

JOHN: You tell me. A 31 year old was molesting an eighth grader in your waiting room and I'm the only one around here that seems to give a damn!

DENNIS: You obviously can't handle this

JOHN: No! I'm the one who is handling this! This girl needs someone looking out for her and it seems that it's gonna have to be me!

DENNIS (shouting over the top): You strode in here like the Great White Hope thinking you're gonna change everything and you're just making things worse!

JOHN: I called Child Protection Services to get Flori out of that house.

DENNIS: You called ..... on my patient?

JOHN: Dennis, you're lucky I called CPS and not the Medical Licensing Board. You know it's illegal not to report suspected child abuse

DENNIS: This is not child abuse

JOHN: No?

DENNIS: No

JOHN: How can you say that?

DENNIS: I see girls like Flori 20 times a day, it's never as simple as just yanking them out of their homes

JOHN: She's better off out of there and you know it

DENNIS: That girl needs her family

JOHN: That girl needs protection

John slams out of the office.

AT THE NURSES STATION AARON APPROACHED PHILLIP.

AARON: Phillip

PHILLIP: Aaron, how are you

AARON: Wow, the weirdest thing happened. I was talking to this resident about a research project and all of a sudden he ...he hit on me!

PHILLIP: What did he do?

AARON: Well, we were talking and he just reached over and started playing with my tie

PHILLIP: Your tie

AARON: I know it doesn't sound like much but it was, uh ...

PHILLIP: Could you have done something to invite it?

AARON: No. I didn't do anything

PHILLIP: Well you must have done something, sent some kind of signal?

AARON: Phillip, I'm telling you! I didn't do anything. I don't know where .... he just starts playing with my tie

PHILLIP: Well, maybe you're sending out signals and don't even know it

Phillip walks off leaving Aaron staring after him confused. Behind him we see Billy and Diane walking and the camera pans over to them.

DIANE: You what?

BILLY: I gave them a porno video! Mr. Man wouldn't show up

DIANE: Mr. Man? You know I can handle the word Penis, Billy

BILLY: I thought it would put him in the mood

DIANE: And what kinda mood is that?

BILLY: In the groove kinda mood, a Marvin Gay thing, hey you think they're gonna go for position 19 or 26?

DIANE: Billy, there's a lot more to it than just numerical positions

BILLY: Like what?: You are such a guy! Like, communication

BILLY: You don't want some guy blathering on about this and that when all he wants is to do IT, come on. Diane, do you really want your boyfriend to be like, "Diane, I am seriously considering initiating sexual relations, I feel ...

DIANE: No, no no and I bet she just grabs ya huh? You don't know the first thing about what a woman wants

BILY: Yeah, well I do know that the Stuart's are having great sex 'cause of what I did. If it wasn't for me they'd be lying around like a couple of beached whales, as far as I'm concerned I saved their life! I'm a lifesaver

Diane walks away going "yeah, yeah" as Billy's pager goes off

IN THE ER MR STUART IS ON A GURNEY HAVING SOME SORT OF ATTACK.

MR STUART: I'm dying, my chest, I can't breathe

BILLY: Now, Mr. Stuart, I want you to calm down, take it easy

Diane walks over

BILLY: Mrs. Stuart, can you tell me what happened?

MRS STUART: We were watching that video when the pain started

MR STUART: Those couples ... I can't do that ... not to my wife

MRS STUART: Do you think all the excitement could have brought on another heart attack?

BILLY: Very unlikely! We're gonna monitor your tests, find out for sure, stay here

DIANE: Nice going Mr. Man

BILLY: Not Now

AARON IS STILL CONCERNED. Phillip and Aaron talk as the walk down to the nursing station.

AARON: No, I did not provoke this guy!

PHILLIP: Uh-huh

AARON: Oh, all right, lets say that I ... I am a woman, all right?

PHILLIP: O.K.

AARON: We're working together, when all of a sudden I'm touching you

Kate is watching from the other side of the station and comes around after them. She obviously thinks they are talking about the Sexual Harassment suit.

KATE: Hey, are you guys talking about me?

AARON & PHILLIP TOGETHER: Why?

KATE: You're on Kronk's side aren't you, you think I harassed him, right?

Aaron & Phillip look totally confused

AARON: No

KATE: No, no ,no it's fine! Fine.

She storms off leaving them standing there. They watch her go them turn back to face each other

PHILLIP: All right

AARON: I'm touching you. I'm looking in your eyes. There's a strange vibration, you know what I talking about?

PHILLIP: What do you mean, vibration?

MEGAN IS IN KYLE'S ROOM. She is standing over him

MEGAN: I should have killed you

KYLE: Get away from me, get out of here

Kate sees through the window. As she watches Megan grabs Kyle and starts shaking him. Kate runs in

KATE: Call security

MEGAN: Tell them what you did to me you bastard! Tell them I'm not a whore!

Kate pulls her off him

KATE: It's all right

MEGAN: He raped me, tell them, tell them

Two security guards burst in and grab her, dragging her away

KATE: Are you O.K?

KYLE: Argh!

AT HANCOCK'S CLINIC DENNIS IS TALKING WITH FLORI

FLORI: He's really pissed

DENNIS: If Pablo isn't treated he'll re-infect you

FLORI: He won't come back as long as the other Doctor's around

DENNIS: I know. Flori, Dr. Sutton called some folks. Child Protection Services. They'll probably want to speak to you and your Mom about Pablo

FLORI: I really freaked him out

DENNIS: ah, it wasn't you

FLORI: But he was all nervous, like he'd never seen a girl before

DENNIS: Let me give you this shot

Flori bends over pulling up her skirt to show her butt.

DENNIS: Whoa, this .. uh ... goes in the arm

FLORI: Oh, O.K.

IN THE ER THE STUARTS ARE TALKING. Mrs. Stuart strokes his head to soothe him.

MR STUART: I'm sorry, I'm not the man you though I was

MRS STUART: Shhh, of course you are honey

MR STUART: If you want a divorce, I understand

MRS STUART: A Divorce?

BILLY (walking in) All right, hold on. Everybody calm down. No-one's getting a divorce, nobody's dying. Mr. Stuart, you had an anxiety attack, that's all. You're gonna be fine

MRS STUART: Oh, you hear that honey? You're gonna be fine. I love you so much! I don't want a divorce, I could never live without you.

MR STUART: Me neither

She's kissing him passionately. They suddenly freeze staring at each other.

MRS STUART: O.K, we need to get out of here

BILLY: All right, Mrs. Stuart, why don't you go with this nurse, she'll fill out some forms and you'll be on your way.

MRS STUART: Don't move! I'm gonna be right back

MR STUART: GGGrrrowwwllll!!!!!

Mrs. Stuart follows the nurse impatiently

BILLY: It looks like things are gonna work out OK between you two.

MR STUART: Yep, heh-heh, thanks to you and Dr. Grad. You know you're a real couple of cupids

BILLY: Yeah, well that's just a day job

MR STUART: You had me and Marge wondering if you were, you know, an item

BILLY: Who, me and Diane Grad? No, no she's not my type.

MR STUART: You never know, you know, I never thought Marge was right for me but look at us now, happy as clams

BILLY: Now, Diane Grad is no Marge Stuart, she's way too uptight

MR STUART: Find a way to loosen her up, but I don't recommend one of those videos, might give her an anxiety attack

KATE IS LEAVING KYLE'S ROOM and Camille runs up to her

CAMILLE: What happened

KATE: The woman that stabbed Kyle, I found her attacking him

CAMILLE: Where is she?

KATE: Taken downstairs, the police are on the way.

CAMILLE: Kate, she was raped, your friend raped her

KATE: So she says

CAMILLE: You have no idea

KATE: No, you have no idea! I've known Kyle Mitchell for 20 years, he's a kind and gentle man

CAMILLE: Megan Stanard says he raped her

KATE: And you believe her, great, I don't

CAMILLE: Where is your compassion?

KATE: Where's your objectivity Camille?

CAMILLE: This woman is the victim of a violent crime ..

KATE: Oh please! Enough with your opinions! God, I've got no patience with women who walk around they're victims all the time

CAMILLE: Is that why you act like a man?

KATE: Ah ... no! I act like me! Not like you, the perpetual victim, poor me. Nobody listens to me. No one respects me. It's just an excuse Camille! You don't have to take responsibility for yourself or your actions. Well, I refuse to do that and if that means I'm acting like a man, so be it!

A voice calls out "I need a Doctor Here" and a security guard runs around the corner.

GUARD: She collapsed in the hallway

Kate & Camille run to find Megan lying on the floor. Kate checks her out

KATE: She's blown her left pupil, lets get her up to surgery. stat. We need to hyperventilate her, and page Aaron. Tell him we're on our way up with a sub-dural hematoma

CAMILLE: Trauma Induced

GUARD: Did that guy do this?

CAMILLE: Yes

KATE: No

CAMILLE: Well something happened to her, you don't bleed into your head for no reason

CAMILLE WATCHES AARON WORK ON MEGAN. Aaron keeps making eye contact with Camille and we hear their muffled voices from Camille's side of the glass. She starts to flat-line and Aaron shakes his head. They disconnect her and Camille starts to cry.

CAMILLE BURSTS INTO KATE'S OFFICE

CAMILLE: She didn't make it!

KATE: I'm sorry

CAMILLE: Are you?

KATE: Camille, what do you want from me?

CAMILLE: How'd you get to be so tough! I mean, were you always like this? What are you trying to cover up

KATE: Camille, wait a second, listen ...

CAMILLE: No, you listen. You really listen for once. You know what I think? I think you are so afraid of being a victim, so incapable of showing compassion for Megan, for me, for anyone. So worried you're not tough enough. Before today I was intimidated by you and maybe a little impressed, not anymore!

DIANE IS IN THE LECTURE HALL WITH A BUNCH OF STUDENTS. She removes her coat and we see Billy skulking around the corner watching.

DIANE: OK. The title of today's lecture is The Physical Manifestation of Opportunistic Infections in AIDS Patients. Now, I have a video that reviews all the important points you need to remember when seeing these patients. OK pay attention.

Diane starts the video and takes a swig out of her water bottle. We hear porno noises and everyone bursts out laughing.

DIANE SLAMS INTO BILLY'S OFFICE, throwing the tape onto his desk.

DIANE: Oh yes, yes! This is your lame attempt at wooing me?

BILLY: Woo .... who would woo you? I was just looking for a reaction that wasn't straight out of a medical text book, wasn't even my idea

DIANE: Really? Who's idea

BILLY: Mr. Stuart's!

DIANE: You talked to a patient about me?

BILLY: Hey, he thought you and me made a good couple. I, of course, told him you were way too uptight for me

DIANE: What is this, calling me uptight all the time

BILLY: Diane, please. I think it's pretty obvious that anyone who wears as many turtlenecks as you do has some serious issues

DIANE: What?

BILLY: Come on, it's not like you come across as a sexual dynamo

DIANE: Oh, thank you Billy, that makes me feel really ...

She walks out

AT HANCOCK'S CLINIC Sutton is filling out a chart as Dennis walks in.

JOHN: You hear from Child Protection Services

DENNIS: Yeah, I did. I said Flori's healthy, happy , doesn't get hit, isn't into drugs, well fed and clothed, goes to school and church. Taiblonka's doing a great job

JOHN: You don't have a problem with a 14 year old having sex under her parent's roof?

As Dennis leaves the desk he throws this over his shoulder

DENNIS: You never had sex under your parent's roof?

John follows Dennis over to the other desk

JOHN: I'm just ... gonna make this my last day

DENNIS: Flori really pushed you buttons, huh?

JOHN: She did not push my buttons. I won't stand back and watch a helpless girl's life go down the tubes

DENNIS: Does Flori seem helpless?

JOHN: She wears her tight T-shirts and sleeps with her boyfriend but she is still a kid

DENNIS: A kid who looks like a woman, come on John, how'd Flori make you feel

JOHN: I don't even know how to respond to that

DENNIS: You already have. You're bagging this clinic because you can't handle it. Just like I said

AARON IS WALKING DOWN THE CORRIDOR and Dr. Lawrence is running after him, waving a report.

ROBERT: Aaron, wait up, hot off the press. I thought we could go over this later

AARON: Yeah, listen .. ah... Robert .. um

ROBERT: Any suggestions you have I'd really appreciate, maybe over dinner?

AARON: Robert, I don't wanna seem, um

ROBERT: What Aaron?

AARON: Um, I'm very flattered, ah, but ... I'm straight!

ROBERT: Oh

AARON: Did you hear otherwise?

ROBERT: No, no not at all. I just thought what with your divorce and your relationship with Geiger and him being gone ... well .... you never know, but ... ah ... I'd still like to work together

AARON: Sure, sure

ROBERT: Great, so .. ah .. dinner?

AARON: No, no. Uh, not tonight, I .. ah ... I'll see you around

KYLE IS SITTING IN BED READING. He's wearing glasses. KATE Walks in, startling him

KATE: Kyle?

KYLE: ha ha ha, just a little jumpy, huh?

KATE: I'm not surprised. Listen, um, mind if I sit?

KYLE: No, not at all. Do you believe that woman? Twice in one day. I more than owe you Kate. If you hadn't come in ... what .. where is she? They arrested her

? KATE: She's dead. Cerebral Hemorrhage

KYLE: Oh my God

KATE: Yeah

KYLE: I pushed her away. She must of hit her head or something

KATE: Kyle, tell me what happened. Tell me the truth

KYLE: How can you ask me to tell you the ...

KATE: Look, I just need the truth, OK? I just need to know, from you, what happened

KYLE: Kate, I told you ...

KATE: No, no you didn't. Just tell me you didn't rape that woman

KYLE: Kate, come on

KATE: Kyle, I swear to God if you did this

KYLE: Kate

KATE: Just say the words, Kyle

KYLE: I told you

KATE: No you didn't, just say them

KYLE: I did not rape that girl

KATE: Thank you, that's all I wanted to hear, thank you. Can I get you anything?

KYLE: I just want to rest

KATE: OK

As she leaves she hesitates at the door with her back to him.

DANNY IS LYING ON A GURNEY ASLEEP. Camille walks over and tried to wake him. He's talking in his sleep. Obviously through for the night

CAMILLE: Wake up. Wake up

DANNY: the shaft is the engine .... stroke the balls ... the shaft is ....

Camille whacks his arm

CAMILLE: Danny, you're a pig!

DANNY: I was on the 18th at pebble beach. I had a 10 footer for an eagle and you had to wake me up. What for?

CAMILLE: It's about what happened today. It's about what's been happening

DANNY: Look, I'm tired, I've been on for 36 hours straight

CAMILLE: This afternoon when I asked you to order a cat-scan for Megan Stanard you refused.

DANNY: Camille, I don't mean to sound cold but does this really matter, I mean now?

CAMILLE: What matters is that the only way you agreed to that test is when I said to pretend I was someone important

DANNY: Yeah , so?

CAMILLE: Well, I am someone important! Without me the hospital would fall apart. I'm the one that gets your patients where they need to go, I'm the one who gives them their medication, I'm the one who gives them comfort in time of need, who holds their hand, who blows their nose, who wipes their butt, I don't want you or Kate Austin or anyone around this place to take me for granted ever again

DANNY: Have you been seeing a shrink?

CAMILLE: I learned something today. The difference between Megan and me? She was a true victim, she couldn't control what happened to her, but I can. Go back to sleep

DANNY: Camille? Goodnight

CAMILLE: Goodnight

JOHN SUTTON IS WAITING FOR DENNIS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS.

JOHN: Dennis, listen ... ah .. I'm sorry. I lost control. Jumping all over Pablo like that. I shoulda kept my head

DENNIS: I still think you're avoiding what this is all about ... Flori

JOHN: You're wrong man

DENNIS: That girl made you feel things that were totally inappropriate. It happens

JOHN: Not to me

DENNIS" John there are models today that look like they're 12, companies pay millions of dollars to sell underwear. It's bound to affect us. It's meant to. Why should you be immune?

JOHN: Dennis, this is kid stuff. I'm not affected by ...

DENNIS: Yes, you are. We all feel things. The difference is not acting on them. What surprises me is that you don't see this. Hey, see ya later man.

PHILLIP IS FINISHED FOR THE DAY. His coat is over his arm and he has his briefcase. As he goes leave he see Aaron sitting on the couch waiting.

PHILLIP: Aaron

AARON: It's been a very, very strange day

Aaron pulls on his tie as Phillip sits beside him.

PHILLIP: I'll bet that feels good, to loosen your tie

AARON: I did not send out signals to that resident, intentional or otherwise, OK?

PHILLIP: All right, All right

AARON: I was just trying to be a friend

PHILLIP: All right, have you heard from Jeffrey lately?

AARON: Geiger?

PHILLIP: Jeffrey Geiger, you know another?

AARON: Why would you ask about Jeffrey now?

PHILLIP: Well, you were talking about being a friend and you and Jeffrey were friends

AARON: Yeah So?

They walk to the elevator

PHILLIP: Best Friends

AARON: All right, what are you ... what is it Phillip? What are you trying to say? Yes, Jeffrey and I were friends. We were best friends. Can't two guys be friends without the whole hospital thinking they're doing the road show from Macaja Fall?

PHILLIP: I .. ah ... you feel like having a drink?

AARON: Are you asking me out on a date? Huh? You are! That's what you're doing aren't you. But you can't own up to it

Phillip is laughing and looking uncomfortable

PHILLIP: All right

AARON: You are asking me out, you're hitting on me

They step into the elevator

AARON: Come on, face it. You want me, you want me bad

PHILLIP: Aaron ... Aaron stop it

Aaron leans over and kisses Phillip on the cheek.

PHILLIP: I think we both need a drink!

The doors close

IN DIANE'S LAB Billy is looking for her. He is carrying a big bunch of flowers.

BILLY: The Stuart's ...ah ...sent us these

DIANE: They're nice

BILLY: Ah, is there someplace I can put them?

DIANE: Here

BILLY: I was thinking

DIANE: Now, that is a wonder

BILLY: Ah, look. Maybe it was the Stuart's, you know, they seemed very happy, and..um ... what I said about the turtleneck, and ah

DIANE: Me being no sexual dynamo?

BILLY: Maybe I was wrong

DIANE: Maybe

They kiss passionately

DIANE: Don't tell anyone

All the animals go nuts as they kiss and the lights fade