dmh201@psu.edu.

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Fanky Maloon and I am the Emperor of La La Land.

I live in a luscious two bedroom castle with my brother, Lasagna Boy, and my mother, Loomis the Conquerer.

Our family owns three domesticated cats, Robert the Tiger, Elroyius the Lion, and Beatrice the Unicorn Slayer.

My brother weilds the power of emperor while I am attending the La La State Luniversity, where I am studying to be an Industrious Engine Maker.

I have a few close friends : Ryanus the Mover, Jergunius the Man of Many Jobs, and The Gar.

My father, Davidius Maloon of the Intergalactic Yodeling Kingdom, resides in The Land to the West of Virgil the Great where he currently runs marathons in an attempt to court the queen.

Another acquaintance of mine, William the Weiner Dog, owns his own market, aspiring to be the commander of his own Starship.

My hobbies include watermelon seed-spitting, Toy Tronka Truck racing, free-styling with my homies, and compiling irrelevant information.

For more information about me or for job oppurtunities in La La Land, please feel free to contact me at dmh201@psu.edu.