Stan		Kyle		Cartman		Kenny		Chef


Mr. Garrison	Mr. Hat		Ike		Kyle's Mom	Dr. Moreau


Mayor		Mrs. Cartman	Ms. Crabtree	Jesus		Tarrant


Barbrady	Ned		Pip		Big Gay Al	Skuzzlebutt


Uncle Jimbo	Wendy		Stan's Dad	Stan's Mom	Evil Stan


Stan's Grandpa	Visitors	Terrence	Philip		Cosmonauts


Les Claypool	Evil Turkeys	Kenny's Dad	Starven Marvin	Mortician


Santa		The Principal	The Doctor

Subject: Stan Marsh

Profile: Stan Marsh is the leader of the group. He currently attends South Park Elementary where he is the QB for the school's team, the Cows. Stan is also in love with Wendy Testaburger, but throws up every time he talks to her.

Subject: Kyle Broslofski

Profile: Kyle is the smart kid. He is always fighting with Cartman, who tries to oppress him because he's Jewish. Is proficient in using his brother, Ike, as a weapon and a football.

Subject: Eric Cartman

Profile: Cartman is the fat one. He is basically stupid and usually "really pissed off". If you call him fat or make fun of the fact that his mom is on the cover of Crack and Whore Magazine he will probably threaten to kick you in the nut. It is possible that Cartman might be a nazi because he is always putting down Kyle that he is Jewish and he dressed up like hitler for halloween. Aside from that, Cartman like to make fun of the Kenny for being poor and he enjoys eating Cheesy Poofs, Snacky Cakes, and Chocolate Chicken Pot Pies.

Subject: Kenny McCormmick

Profile: Kenny dies in almost every episode and his family is really poor due to the fact that his father is an alcoholic. He usually talks about disgusting suff but you can't understand him due to the fact that his hood muffles up everything he says.

Subject: Chef

Profile: Chef is the school chef for South Park Elementry and enjoys singing sexually oriented songs. He is also coach of the South Park Cows. If the kids need any help or advice they usually come to him.

Subject: Mr. Garrison

Profile: Mr. Garrison is the boy's teacher at south park elementry. He has another personality, Mr. Hat, which he expresses through a puppet. He is also the director of all of the school's plays.

Subject: Mr. Hat

Profile: Mr. Hat is Mr. Garrison's insanely evil second personality. Mr. Garrison expresses his real feeling through him.

Subject: Ike Broslofski

Profile: Ike is shaped like a football and is Kyle's baby brother. He doesn't like being kicked around by his brother and can often be heard saying "Don't kick the baby!" Otherwise, he doesen't say a whole lot except for babble.

Subject: Carol Broslofski

Profile: Carol Broslofski is Kyle's mother. According to Cartman, about the same time every month she gets a hair in her ass about something. One time she protested against the cartoon Terrence and Phillip and had it replaced by She's the Sherriff.

Subject: Dr. Moreau

Profile: Dr. Moreau is the mad geneticist of South Park who makes such deranged creatures as the fish with bunny ears, Mutant Stan, mutant turkeys, and numerous animals with four asses. He is also the father (creator?) of Tarrant, one of the bullies of South Park Elementry.

Subject: Mayor

Profile: The mayor of South Park is more concerned about her image than about what is best for the townspeople. Not very good at her job.

Subject: Ms. Cartman

Profile: Ms. Cartman babies her son Cartman by feeding him a lot and telling him that he's not fat. She is also the cover girl of Crack and Whore Magazine.

Subject: Ms. Crabtree

Profile: Ms. Crabtree is South Park Elementry's grouchy bus driver. She is an eratic driver and yells at the kids a lot. Her hearing isn't that well so the kids can get away with calling her a fat bitch.

Subject: Jesus

Profile: Son of God. Also hosts the call-in TV show "Jesus and Pals" on South Park public TV and fought Santa in the "Spirit of Christmas" short.

Subject: Tarrant

Profile: Son of Dr. Moreau and bully of South Park Elementry. Makes fun of Stan and his friends and competed with them in a science fair and almost won by creating a five-assed monkey.

Subject: Officer Barbrady

Profile: Officer Barbrady is South Park's incompetent officer. He is very forgetful and likes to deny that things are happening.

Subject: Ned

Profile: Ned is Uncle Jimbo's hunting buddy. Fought in Vietnam and lost an arm and now talks through a cancer kazoo. Belongs to the South Park Defence Team.

Subject: Pip

Profile: Pip is the english kid who goes to school at South Park Elementry and is generally unliked by the other kids.

Subject: Big Gay Al

Profile: Big Gay Al is the owner of Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. He taught Stan that being gay is okay.

Subject: Skuzzlebutt

Profile: Skulzzlebutt is the lengendary monster that lives on top of the mountain near South Park. He has celery for a hand, Patrick Duffy for a leg, and enjoys weaving baskets. Saved Stan and his friends during their hunting trip with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, but afterwards was unfortunately shot by Stan, who was trying to prove that he could kill something.

Subject: Uncle Jimbo

Profile: Uncle Jimbo owns South Park's gun shop and is Stan's uncle. He likes to hunt and has a war buddy named Ned. Jimbo is the second person of the South Park Defence Team.

Subject: Wendy Testaburger

Profile: Wendy is Stan's girlfriend but unfortunately Stan barfs whenever they are about to kiss. Besides that Wendy seems to be very smart for her age.

Subject: Randy Marsh

Profile: Randy is South Park's seismologist. He predicted that the volcano near South Park was going to blow. He is also Stan's dad.

Subject: Carol Marsh

Profile: Carol Marsh is Stan's mother. She helped protest against Terrence and Phillip with Kyle's mom.

Subject: Mutant Stan

Profile: The evil twin of Stan that terrorized South Park after it was created by the mad geneticist, Dr. Moreau. Was later killed by a shot in the head by it's creator.

Subject: Grandpa Marsh

Profile: Stan's Grandpa who was always trying to get people to kill him because he hated being old. He recently had a change of heart though, after he reportedly saw the ghost of his own grandpa.

Subject: Visitors

Profile: The Visitors are the mysterious aliens who witnesses say have abducted Ike, given Cartman an anal probe, and turned cows inside out.

Subject: Terrence

Profile: Terrence is a star of Terrence and Phillip, a TV show where he and his partner Phillip fart on eachother and call eachother names.

Subject: Phillip

Profile: Phillip is the other star of the TV show Terrence and Phillip, where he and Terrence fart on eachother and insult eachother.

Subject: Russian Cosmonauts

Profile: The Cosmonauts accidently crashed the MIR Space Station on Kenny, who was later turned into a zombie in the episode "Pink Eye".

Subject: Les Claypool

Profile: Lead singer for the band Primus who sings the theme song for South Park.

Subject: Mutant Turkeys

Profile: These were the turkeys that ran amok through South Park on Thanksgiving. They were created by the mad geneticist who said they were "just like normal turkeys, except for they're really pissed off". Later they were all killed by an army led by Chef.

Subject: Mr. McCormmick

Profile: Kenny's alcoholic dad who spends all the family's money on beer. Was also the first to hurl himself into Cartoon Central's building during the protest against Terrence and Phillip.

Subject: Starvin' Marvin

Profile: Marvin is the starving Ethiopian boy who accidently gets sent to the boys instead of a sports watch. Later, when the CIA comes to bring him back to Ethiopia he tricks them into taking Cartman instead. Eventually though, he returns to Ethiopia on his own free will, but not without taking the dead Mutant Turkeys along with him to feed his starving family.

Subject: South Park Mortician

Profile: The Mortician turned Kenny into a zombie when he pumped Kenny's dead body with enbalming fluid mixed with Worchestershire Sause on mistake. Afterwards, Kenny bit the Mortician and turned him into a zombie too.

Subject: Santa Claus

Profile: Jolly old man who gives kids presents on Christmas, also fights Jesus in the "Spirit of Christmas" short.

Subject: Principal Victoria

Profile: She is the principal of South Park Elementary. She also tried to teach Cartman why it is wrong to dress up as Hitler for Halloween.

Subject: South Park's Doctor

Profile: He is the doctor of South Park who thinks that all the zombies only have pinkeye.