Below is an exclusive look at Officer Barbrady's Files, which contain information on everything and anything that has ever
graced the town of South Park. You can go to a certain character by clicking on the list below or scroll down the whole list. If there is a character you do not see but would like to see you can E-Mail me.
Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Chef
Mr. Garrison Mr. Hat Ike Kyle's Mom Dr. Moreau
Mayor Mrs. Cartman Ms. Crabtree Jesus Tarrant
Barbrady Ned Pip Big Gay Al Skuzzlebutt
Uncle Jimbo Wendy Stan's Dad Stan's Mom Evil Stan
Stan's Grandpa Visitors Terrence Philip Cosmonauts
Les Claypool Evil Turkeys Kenny's Dad Starven Marvin Mortician
Santa The Principal The Doctor
Subject: Stan Marsh
Profile: Stan Marsh is the leader of the group. He currently attends South Park Elementary where he is the QB for the
school's team, the Cows. Stan is also in love with Wendy Testaburger, but throws up every time he talks to her.
Subject: Kyle Broslofski
Profile: Kyle is the smart kid. He is always fighting with Cartman, who tries to oppress him because he's Jewish. Is
proficient in using his brother, Ike, as a weapon and a football.
Subject: Eric Cartman
Profile: Cartman is the fat one. He is basically stupid and usually "really pissed off". If you call him fat or make fun of the
fact that his mom is on the cover of Crack and Whore Magazine he will probably threaten to kick you in the nut. It is
possible that Cartman might be a nazi because he is always putting down Kyle that he is Jewish and he dressed up like hitler
for halloween. Aside from that, Cartman like to make fun of the Kenny for being poor and he enjoys eating Cheesy Poofs,
Snacky Cakes, and Chocolate Chicken Pot Pies.
Subject: Kenny McCormmick
Profile: Kenny dies in almost every episode and his family is really poor due to the fact that his father is an alcoholic. He usually
talks about disgusting suff but you can't understand him due to the fact that his hood muffles up everything he says.
Subject: Chef
Profile: Chef is the school chef for South Park Elementry and enjoys singing sexually oriented songs. He is also coach of the
South Park Cows. If the kids need any help or advice they usually come to him.
Subject: Mr. Garrison
Profile: Mr. Garrison is the boy's teacher at south park elementry. He has another personality, Mr. Hat, which he expresses
through a puppet. He is also the director of all of the school's plays.
Subject: Mr. Hat
Profile: Mr. Hat is Mr. Garrison's insanely evil second personality. Mr. Garrison expresses his real feeling through him.
Subject: Ike Broslofski
Profile: Ike is shaped like a football and is Kyle's baby brother. He doesn't like being kicked around by his brother and can
often be heard saying "Don't kick the baby!" Otherwise, he doesen't say a whole lot except for babble.
Subject: Carol Broslofski
Profile: Carol Broslofski is Kyle's mother. According to Cartman, about the same time every month she gets a hair in her ass
about something. One time she protested against the cartoon Terrence and Phillip and had it replaced by She's the Sherriff.
Subject: Dr. Moreau
Profile: Dr. Moreau is the mad geneticist of South Park who makes such deranged creatures as the fish with bunny ears,
Mutant Stan, mutant turkeys, and numerous animals with four asses. He is also the father (creator?) of Tarrant, one of the
bullies of South Park Elementry.
Subject: Mayor
Profile: The mayor of South Park is more concerned about her image than about what is best for the townspeople. Not very
good at her job.
Subject: Ms. Cartman
Profile: Ms. Cartman babies her son Cartman by feeding him a lot and telling him that he's not fat. She is also the cover girl
of Crack and Whore Magazine.
Subject: Ms. Crabtree
Profile: Ms. Crabtree is South Park Elementry's grouchy bus driver. She is an eratic driver and yells at the kids a lot. Her
hearing isn't that well so the kids can get away with calling her a fat bitch.
Subject: Jesus
Profile: Son of God. Also hosts the call-in TV show "Jesus and Pals" on South Park public TV and fought Santa in the
"Spirit of Christmas" short.
Subject: Tarrant
Profile: Son of Dr. Moreau and bully of South Park Elementry. Makes fun of Stan and his friends and competed with them
in a science fair and almost won by creating a five-assed monkey.
Subject: Officer Barbrady
Profile: Officer Barbrady is South Park's incompetent officer. He is very forgetful and likes to deny that things are
happening.
Subject: Ned
Profile: Ned is Uncle Jimbo's hunting buddy. Fought in Vietnam and lost an arm and now talks through a cancer kazoo.
Belongs to the South Park Defence Team.
Subject: Pip
Profile: Pip is the english kid who goes to school at South Park Elementry and is generally unliked by the other kids.
Subject: Big Gay Al
Profile: Big Gay Al is the owner of Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. He taught Stan that being gay is okay.
Subject: Skuzzlebutt
Profile: Skulzzlebutt is the lengendary monster that lives on top of the mountain near South Park. He has celery for a hand,
Patrick Duffy for a leg, and enjoys weaving baskets. Saved Stan and his friends during their hunting trip with Uncle Jimbo
and Ned, but afterwards was unfortunately shot by Stan, who was trying to prove that he could kill something.
Subject: Uncle Jimbo
Profile: Uncle Jimbo owns South Park's gun shop and is Stan's uncle. He likes to hunt and has a war buddy named Ned.
Jimbo is the second person of the South Park Defence Team.
Subject: Wendy Testaburger
Profile: Wendy is Stan's girlfriend but unfortunately Stan barfs whenever they are about to kiss. Besides that Wendy seems
to be very smart for her age.
Subject: Randy Marsh
Profile: Randy is South Park's seismologist. He predicted that the volcano near South Park was going to blow. He is also
Stan's dad.
Subject: Carol Marsh
Profile: Carol Marsh is Stan's mother. She helped protest against Terrence and Phillip with Kyle's mom.
Subject: Mutant Stan
Profile: The evil twin of Stan that terrorized South Park after it was created by the mad geneticist, Dr. Moreau. Was later
killed by a shot in the head by it's creator.
Subject: Grandpa Marsh
Profile: Stan's Grandpa who was always trying to get people to kill him because he hated being old. He recently had a
change of heart though, after he reportedly saw the ghost of his own grandpa.
Subject: Visitors
Profile: The Visitors are the mysterious aliens who witnesses say have abducted Ike, given Cartman an anal probe, and
turned cows inside out.
Subject: Terrence
Profile: Terrence is a star of Terrence and Phillip, a TV show where he and his partner Phillip fart on eachother and call
eachother names.
Subject: Phillip
Profile: Phillip is the other star of the TV show Terrence and Phillip, where he and Terrence fart on eachother and insult
eachother.
Subject: Russian Cosmonauts
Profile: The Cosmonauts accidently crashed the MIR Space Station on Kenny, who was later turned into a zombie in the
episode "Pink Eye".
Subject: Les Claypool
Profile: Lead singer for the band Primus who sings the theme song for South Park.
Subject: Mutant Turkeys
Profile: These were the turkeys that ran amok through South Park on Thanksgiving. They were created by the mad geneticist
who said they were "just like normal turkeys, except for they're really pissed off". Later they were all killed by an army led
by Chef.
Subject: Mr. McCormmick
Profile: Kenny's alcoholic dad who spends all the family's money on beer. Was also the first to hurl himself into Cartoon
Central's building during the protest against Terrence and Phillip.
Subject: Starvin' Marvin
Profile: Marvin is the starving Ethiopian boy who accidently gets sent to the boys instead of a sports watch. Later, when the
CIA comes to bring him back to Ethiopia he tricks them into taking Cartman instead. Eventually though, he returns to
Ethiopia on his own free will, but not without taking the dead Mutant Turkeys along with him to feed his starving family.
Subject: South Park Mortician
Profile: The Mortician turned Kenny into a zombie when he pumped Kenny's dead body with enbalming fluid mixed with
Worchestershire Sause on mistake. Afterwards, Kenny bit the Mortician and turned him into a zombie too.
Subject: Santa Claus
Profile: Jolly old man who gives kids presents on Christmas, also fights Jesus in the "Spirit of Christmas" short.
Subject: Principal Victoria
Profile: She is the principal of South Park Elementary. She also tried to teach Cartman why it is wrong to dress up as Hitler
for Halloween.
Subject: South Park's Doctor
Profile: He is the doctor of South Park who thinks that all the zombies only have pinkeye.