I'm at my boiling point, I can't stand to see him stare through one more window, misunderstand one more conversation, or doubt his beautiful wife again. So, Angels, I am leaving this evening, going to ABC in California and I'm going to straighter TIIC out, once and for all. This is my mission and I choose to accept it. Anyone that cares to join me, meet me at the Studio tomorrow at 1:00pm (CA Time)<vbg>.
From Crissy
Some partners will be on top of the hotel roof and some will be in front of there suite. The
people on the roof will rappel into Jax and Brenda suite breaking through the window at
that point the people behind the door will throw the smoke bombs in Jax and Brenda will
be totally caught off guard, so we tie them up and put a bag then we attach them to our
harnesses and go back up to the roof where there is a helicopter waiting for us we take off
and the cops think that it is some type of terrorist operation rather than us.
From Elizabeth
I'll fly the chopper. We'll land on the helipad at Maryland's Francis Scott Key Burn Center, then quickly descend to an empty IC unit. There, we'll bandage their arms, hands, faces (with eye & mouth slits), and Jax's chest [any volunteers for that? ;) ], then transport them by ambulance over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge to the secluded Wye Institute.
* Sorry ladies, Lulu was the first to volunteer to bandage Jax.
And he may start to laugh too loudly if Lulu tickles him (accidently of course!!) so that
would alarm Brenda & worry her unnecessarily -- so, yeah, it sounds like somebody will
have to keep him quiet. It's tough, but somebody's gotta take the tough and ugly jobs!!
From Maggie
As appealing as wrapping and unwrapping Jax is, I am wondering if there is another way
to kidnap J&B which might be quiet, efficient and will not get the PCPD or Sonny into the
picture. Here is what I propose: One of us shows up at the Jackses since they must have a
domestic help...we show Brenda how to make bread except that the flour we use is laced
with powdered nytol. They eat they fall asleep. We get Thao to bring his submarine to the
PC docks and we take the sleeping couple swiftly into the night to Kronos.
From Nicole
That would be great except what do we do when they wake up and freak out that we have
kidnaped them? I like the idea about the bread, who would suspect, however we would
have to take the bread with us so that there is no evidence and no one will suspect foul play
just that they went on vacation again without telling anyone!
From Elizabeth
I figure they're gonna freak out anyway -- we just have to reassure them that we ARE
indeed their friends the PIC and that they are in terrible danger from TPTB (especially
Brenda) and that this is their best option. Maybe we should involve Lois in this?
From Nicole
If we involve Lois we will also have to involve Ned since she does not like lying or keeping
secrets! So I do not think we should because well they probably would not go for it. I
think that we should reassure them that everything is going to be alright and then tell them
to relax and chill for a while cause they are in grave danger if they go back to Port Charles!
I think it best we keep this to our selves, you never know how many Harry's there are out
there! Some one will rat on us. We have to also figure out what they will do while on this
secluded island. Then we have to deal with TPTB!
From Elizabeth
About the secluded island -- that's why I suggested the Wye Institute. It's a "super secret"
government joint (we in Maryland and in Suanne's area (VA) are LOADED with these
"super secret" spots run by Uncle Sam) that is supposedly a think tank. It is very plush
(just Mr. & Mrs. Jax's style) in a lovely rural setting, surrounded by the tidal waters of the
Chesapeake Bay (well -- the Wye River, actually). They can golf, play tennis, go horseback
riding, swimming, and make national policy. Oops again -- that last part is reserved for
our government officials {VBG}. It's a tough spot to hide out -- dripping with wall to wall
servants and superb food. But at any rate, if we stashed them there, we wouldn't have to
deal with TPTB!! They need to keep their FCC license and just knowing that Jax & Bren
were enjoying Uncle Sam's hospitality would definitely keep TPTB in line with our
ultimate goal. That's what I like about this plan -- it's legal and implied. Just like some of
the best contracts!!
From Nicole
Well I also think that we should have them write letters home and say what a good time
they are having on VACATION. I mean it won't have to be for a couple of weeks because
no one is going to notice them missing until Lucy needs Brenda for another shoot.
From Elizabeth
Oh, how right you are about people on GH *vanishing* for a couple of weeks with no one noticing. I like the idea of letters, but we should use carrier pigeons -- they leave no postmark like snail-mail and no tracking like email. And Maryland's Eastern Shore is fairly close to Port Chuck, so the pigeons could easily make it!
"Another way to kidnap Jax and Brenda....somehow bribe Jax's limo driver to take the day off, then one of us take his place. When Jax and Brenda get in the limo, instead of taking them where they want to go, we take them to a secluded place, like that cabin in Canada, and see that they are trapped together until we choose to let them out. There are a few holes in this plan, but I'm sure that we can make it work...."
What do you think of getting Brenda and Jax (just the two of them) on an elevator and not let them out. Or they could sail across the Atlantic Ocean on Jax's yacht and there was a storm. Well, you know, they would be stranded on this island no, first they would both think that they are going to die so they declare their love for each other (YES, Brenda will tell him how much she loves him, more than she loved Sonny) Little did they know, that we'd all be there waiting for them. And of course the two would never leave the island. LOL!!!!!! :)
I've been thinking (which is a scary concept) and I've come up with the solution to keeping Jax and Brenda together. I got my idea from John Grisham's new book "The Runaway Jury". In this book, one juror influences an entire jury one by one. Why can't we have one of our members get a job as a writer on GH (I've seen lots of talent in the fantasy stories) and influence each writer (subtly, of course - no Sonny "do you want me to take care of them" attitude here; although a little "Stefano" brainwashing wouldn't hurt!) That person could have all the writers, including Richard Culliton, writing only romance, adventure and fun for our favorite couple. What do you think? Remember, on soaps anything is possible. (LOL)
Disgust at Brenda's behavior this week! The goo-goo eyes are something else...being directed at Sonny! Suggestion..let's have statuesque (tall) Jax have a boxing match with Sonny (the runt!)..and pound him down to an even smaller size!
I find it interesting that when they were first introducing Jax to the show that they showed this tremendous display of wealth! Jetting off to nether regions and flying in oysters and Guinness from Ireland! What happened? With his wealth why doesn't he fly in some breathtakingly beautiful Latin lovelies to tempt Sonny with? The way he fell for Lily (who was REALLY shallow...don't forget the way she was with Miguel...Hello out there! Do we all remember Miguel? "Don't touch me Miguel" (We've only had a child together!))....Sonny would be bowled over by the first one to flutter her eyes at him! Jax should play dirty and set Sonny up in a compromising scenario...then take Brenda to that Island she won back for him! Wouldn't we all like to see this island?
Meanwhile, somewhere on a Greek Isle, is the sumptuous estate of Jax, lush with greenery
and fountains, the servants keeping a low profile but with a keen ear to grant every whim
of their employers. Jax and Brenda are enjoying a fabulous repast of Greek delicacies and
BAKLAVA! But now it is time for Brenda to reveal her secret to Jax. What could this
secret be? Everyone gets one guess only.
The guesses were:
Last Updated on May 14, 1997 by Suanne