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Subj:	RD quotes
Date:	96-03-26 23:56:48 EST
From:	Holly5120
To:	Supahz


Here's just a few of my faves.  I know too many quotes at this point to know
where all of them are from:

Psirens:
Rimmer: Who would do something like that?
Lister: Someone who badly needed a pen.

Pretty much any episode:
Holly: It's a mistake any deranged, half-witted computer coulda made.

Cat: You can't have my shiny thing.  I found it, it's my shiny thing.
Rimmer: What are you drivling about?
Cat (producing yoyo): THIS is my shiny thing.  And if you try and take it off
me I may have to eat you.

The Last Day:
Lister: Don't give me this Star Trek crap, it's too early in the morning.

Queeg:
Holly: Appreciate what you've got because basically I'm fantastic.

Back to Reality:
Machine attendant: 
Blimey!  No wonder you only scored 4%.
Cor, what a bunch of twonks.
It's a love story across time, space, death, and reality.
It's a blatant clue, innit, blatant!  Bloomin' heck, if you didn't get that
you musta been playin' like puddins!

Pretty much any episode:
Toaster: Howdy doodly doo!

White Hole:
Lister: You ok, man?
Kryten: I'm fine, thank you, Susan.

Meltdown:
Elvis: Uh huh huh.

Thanks for the Memory:
Lister: What time is it?
Rimmer: Saturday.
Lister: Is that the best you can do?
Rimmer: There are some numbers next to it, but they could be anything.

White Hole:
Rimmer: White hole spewing time engines dead air supply low advice please.
Holly: Excuse me?
Rimmer: White hole spewing time engines dead....
Holly: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Rimmer: White....
Holly: Yes.
Rimmer: Hole.....
Holly: Right.
Rimmer: Spewing.....
Holly: Yes.
Rimmer: Time.....
Holly: With you.
Rimmer: Engines dead.....
Holly: Oh.
Rimmer: Air supply low.....
Holly: Ah.
Rimmer: Advice please.
Holly: Right!

Pretty much any episode:
Holly: This is not a daffodil, repeat, this is not a daffodil!

Somewhere in season one:
Lister: Drop dead, Rimmer.
Rimmer: Already have done.
Lister: Encore!

Queeg, I believe:
Holly: I'm the nearest thing you can get to infullible.
Lister: Infallible.
Holly: Exactly.

Queeg:
Holly: I am on the case!  I'm kicking bottom.

Quarantine: 
Rimmer: Mr. Flibble's very cross.
and
Lister: We're here to entertain ya!  AWK!!!!

Me^2:
Rimmer: I can't believe it.  I've been ippy dippied to death.

Waiting for God:
Rimmer: Life's a bitch, now smeg off, I'm busy.

Season five or six:
Cat: Hey guys, I think they're playing out tune, the awooga waltz - anyone
care to join me in the quick step?

The Inquisitor:
Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.

Quarantine:
Cat: Meckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles, whatever the hell they are,
they're up right now and pointed at you, bud!

Me^2:
Lister: I promise that I swear absolutely that I will never mention Gazpacho
soup again.

Backwards:
Lister: When in Rome, do as the snamor do.

Meltdown:
Lister: Can't you tell the story is not gripping me?  I am in a state of
non-gripness.  I am completely smegging ungripp-ed!

Bodyswap:
Lister: Oh smeg.  What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?


Sir, shall I pilot Starbug Back To Mr. Sup's Red Dwarf Page?

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