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Henry Kissinger
From "Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album"
Words & Music by Eric Idle
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Henry Kissinger, 
How I'm missing yer,
You're the doctor of my dreams.
With your crinkly hair, 
And your glassy stare,
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy
But at leats you're not insane...

Henry Kissinger,
How I'm missing yer,
And wishing you were here.

Henry Kissenger,
How I'm missing yer,
You're so chubby and so neat.
With your funny clothes,
And your squishy nose,
You're like a German parakeet.
All right so people say that you don't care,
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler,
And bigger tits than Cher...

Henry Kissenger,
How I'm missing yer,
And wishing you were here.


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Nicked from "The Fairly Incomplete And Rather Badly Illustrated 
Monty Python Song Book" and transcribed by John G. Wright