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Knights of the Round Table
From the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Words by Graham Chapman & John Cleese
Music by Neil Innes

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when e'er we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.

We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.

We're opera-mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm a l...o...o...o...t.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable.

It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

Nicked from "The Fairly Incomplete And Rather Badly Illustrated 
Monty Python Song Book" and transcribed by John G. Wright